Smart Indian
There's an Indian, Pakistani and a beautiful girl sitting next to each other,
girl in the middle, in a train. The train goes through a
tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and
then a sound of a tight slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. The woman
and the Indian are
sitting there looking perplexed. The Pakistani is bent over holding his face
which is red from an apparent slap. The Pakistani is thinking 'Damn it, that
Indian must have tried to
kiss the girl, she thought it was me and slapped me.' The girl is thinking,
'That Pakistani must have moved to kiss me, and kissed the Indian instead
and got slapped.'
The Indian is thinking, 'If this train goes through another tunnel, I could
make another kissing sound and slap that Pakistani again.'