Good Joke.......
An Indian walks into a New York City bank and asks to see the loan officer.
He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow
$5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for
such a loan, so the man hands over the keys of a new Rolls Royce parked
on the street in front of the bank. Everything is checked out, and the bank
agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives
the Rolls into the bank's underground
garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the man returns, repays the
$5,000 and the interest,which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "We
are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked
out very nicely,but we are little puzzled.
While you were away, we checked
you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why
would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The Indian replied,"Where else
in New York can I park my car for two weeks for 15 bucks?"
Indians are indians......, Smart brains.
You got to know hindi to enjoy this.......
Sabki kahani hai yahin !!
..
Couldn't help but putting this here !!!!
Prerequisite: Please listen to the song "papa kehte hain" from QSQT before
this....
Doston
Aaj Delivery
ka Aakhri Din hain,
Aur sabhi ne
kuch na kuch file check-in kiya hain
Par maine koi
file check-in nahin kiya hain
No really I
mean it
Aaaj, Aaj
mujhe bar bar ek hi khayal aa raha hain
The song begins here ........
PM ( Project
Manager ) kehte hain bada kam karega,
TM ( team
member ) hamara bada code likhega,
magar yeh to
koi na jaane ,
ke iska template
hain kahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnn
PM kehte hain
bada kam karega,
TM hamara bada
code likhega,
magar yeh
to koi na jaane ,
ke iska template
hain kahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnn
PM kehte hain
bada kam karega, aaaaa aaaaaa
[jazzy music
in the manner of TDD being typed]
Baithe hain
milke,
Sab reviewer
apne,
sabke dilon
mein armaan yeh hain [eh he eh]
woh Review
mein kal kya bharega,
har ek defect
ka Owner kaun hain.....
koi reviewer
ka kaam karega,
Defect resolution
main koi apna naam bharega,
magar yeh to
koi na jaane ,
ke is defect
ka owner kahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnn
PM kehte hain
bada kam karega, aaaaa aaaaaa
[jazzy music
in the manner of Review defects being closed]
Mera to sapna,
Hain Onsite
Jana
Jau jo wahan,
Jhume Bahar
tension badhati,
UAT ka mausam,
client ki
masti,
OC ka haal....
bandha onsite
main 0 defect try karega....
good show mail
mein apna naam payega
mujhe bus itna
kaho yaaron...
ki mujhe onsite
jana kahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnn
PM kehte hain
bada kam karega,
TM hamara bada
code likhega,
magar yeh
to koi na jaane ,
ke mera appraisal
hain kahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnn
[applause and
sounds of developers destroying cubicles......]
Fine Archer :
A duke is hunting in a forest with his men-at-arms and servants
when he comes upon a tree. Archery targets are painted all over
it, and smack in the middle of each is an arrow.
"Who is this incredibly fine archer?", cries the duke, "I must
find him."
After continuing through the forest for a few miles, he comes
across a small boy carrying a bow and arrow. Eventually the boy
admits that it was he who shot the arrows plumb in the center of
all the targets.
"You didn't just walk up to the targets and hammer the arrows into
the middle, did you?", asks the duke worriedly.
"No my lord. I shot them from 100 paces. I swear it by all that I
hold holy."
"That is truly astonishing," says the duke, "I hereby admit you
into my service. But I must ask one favor in return. You must tell
me how you came to be such an outstanding shot."
"Well", said the boy, "first I fire the arrow at the tree, and then
I paint the target around it."