Good Joke.......
An Indian walks into a New York City bank and asks to see the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so the man hands over the keys of a new Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything is checked out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives

the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the man returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest,which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely,but we are little puzzled.
While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The Indian replied,"Where else in New York can I park my car for two weeks for 15 bucks?"
Indians are indians......, Smart brains.


You got to know hindi to enjoy this.......

Sabki kahani hai yahin !! ..


Couldn't help but putting this here !!!!

Prerequisite: Please listen to the song "papa kehte hain" from QSQT before this....

           Doston
           Aaj Delivery ka Aakhri Din hain,
           Aur sabhi ne kuch na kuch file check-in kiya hain
           Par maine koi file check-in nahin kiya hain
           No really I mean it
           Aaaj, Aaj mujhe bar bar ek hi khayal aa raha hain

The song begins here ........

           PM ( Project Manager ) kehte hain bada kam karega,
           TM ( team member ) hamara bada code likhega,
           magar yeh to koi na jaane ,
           ke iska template hain kahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnn
           PM kehte hain bada kam karega,
           TM hamara bada code likhega,
           magar yeh to koi na jaane ,
           ke iska template hain kahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnn
           PM kehte hain bada kam karega, aaaaa aaaaaa
           [jazzy music in the manner of TDD being typed]

           Baithe hain milke,
           Sab reviewer apne,
           sabke dilon mein armaan yeh hain [eh he eh]
           woh Review mein kal kya bharega,
           har ek defect ka Owner kaun hain.....
           koi reviewer ka kaam karega,
           Defect resolution main koi apna naam bharega,
           magar yeh to koi na jaane ,
           ke is defect ka owner kahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnn
           PM kehte hain bada kam karega, aaaaa aaaaaa
           [jazzy music in the manner of Review defects being closed]

          Mera to sapna,
           Hain Onsite Jana
           Jau jo wahan,
           Jhume Bahar
           tension badhati,
           UAT ka mausam,
           client ki masti,
           OC ka haal....
           bandha onsite main 0 defect try karega....
           good show mail mein apna naam payega
           mujhe bus itna kaho yaaron...
          ki mujhe  onsite jana  kahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnn

           PM kehte hain bada kam karega,
           TM hamara bada code likhega,
           magar yeh to koi na jaane ,
           ke mera appraisal hain kahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnn
           [applause and sounds of developers destroying cubicles......]




Fine Archer :

A duke is hunting in a forest with his men-at-arms and servants
when he comes upon a tree. Archery targets are painted all over
it, and smack in the middle of each is an arrow.

"Who is this incredibly fine archer?", cries the duke, "I must
find him."

After continuing through the forest for a few miles, he comes
across a small boy carrying a bow and arrow. Eventually the boy
admits that it was he who shot the arrows plumb in the center of
all the targets.

"You didn't just walk up to the targets and hammer the arrows into
the middle, did you?", asks the duke worriedly.

"No my lord. I shot them from 100 paces. I swear it by all that I
hold holy."

"That is truly astonishing," says the duke, "I hereby admit you
into my service. But I must ask one favor in return. You must tell
me how you came to be such an outstanding shot."

"Well", said the boy, "first I fire the arrow at the tree, and then
I paint the target around it."


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