2000-2002 No Fehr Noteworthy E-mails


Can We Contract Selig?

From Barry (3/5/02): Maybe its time to consider a name change for the league this year. What about something like "No Fehr and Contract Selig".

Or maybe "Save the Expos, Realign Fehr and Selig" Add your own.


Time for the NF Name Game

From Eric (2/27/01): The time has come to review team names. Mainly which ones can remain and the ones that must go!

Cactus League Peelers - As were all in are thirties now, any mention of naked chicks is good.

Chico Wildcats - We all know where you live. I doubt it would be the Rio Linda Wildcats if you lived there.

Fighting Irish - Any reference to kicking ass or talking trash works for me.

Flodin's Floaters - I personally don't want to hear about Flodin's bowel movements.

Gordon Wood - A reference to Lloyd's middle name and wood is scary. It must go back to his days at UC Davis when certain individuals would hold parties for people to drink beer and run around naked. Did I ever tell you guys what Flodin was wearing the first time I met him while waiting in front of a keg? With all that free time you have due to living in Japan, use it to think of a better name.

Harry Careys - He's dead, like your lineup. No, it truly works.

Janet Reno's Elianators - She's gone and so should your team name.

Opportunistic Infections - Somebody get this name and the owner a vaccine!

Oriole Connection - Your team name is like the Oriole's overpaid, hyped, and floundering. But it did win championships, more than I can say for a Bill Counts team.

Winning O'Men - How do you knock success?


Branca's Revenge Joins the League

From Greg (2/26/01): There will be no Branca's Revenge. Even if the 2001 Dodgers stole signs from the Giants, they still will be looking up at the G-men as they have the past few seasons. We all know what happened in '51, but it won't take a playoff for the Giants to blow away the Dodgers this year. Sheffield is a punk and he'll be gone within a couple of weeks. Bonds is a punk too, but he'll probably be around longer than I want him to be. Anyway, it's good to have another Dodger fan in the mix to talk smack to.

Pushcar CD Hits the Streets

From Bill E. (9/22/00): Eliantors co-owner Chris Farrell's band, Pushcar, has a CD you can listen to when you click on the above link. Just click on "search" at the top of the home page, and type in "pushcar" in the search box.
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