Or maybe "Save the Expos, Realign Fehr and Selig" Add your own.
Cactus League Peelers - As were all in are thirties now, any mention of naked chicks is good.
Chico Wildcats - We all know where you live. I doubt it would be the Rio Linda Wildcats if you lived there.
Fighting Irish - Any reference to kicking ass or talking trash works for me.
Flodin's Floaters - I personally don't want to hear about Flodin's bowel movements.
Gordon Wood - A reference to Lloyd's middle name and wood is scary. It must go back to his days at UC Davis when certain individuals would hold parties for people to drink beer and run around naked. Did I ever tell you guys what Flodin was wearing the first time I met him while waiting in front of a keg? With all that free time you have due to living in Japan, use it to think of a better name.
Harry Careys - He's dead, like your lineup. No, it truly works.
Janet Reno's Elianators - She's gone and so should your team name.
Opportunistic Infections - Somebody get this name and the owner a vaccine!
Oriole Connection - Your team name is like the Oriole's overpaid, hyped, and floundering. But it did win championships, more than I can say for a Bill Counts team.
Winning O'Men - How do you knock success?