jokes

1) What do you call cheese that's not yours?
Nacho Cheese!!
2) What's the proper way to eat a frog?
Put its legs behind its head.
3) How do you circumsize a redneck?
Kick his sister in the back of the head.
4) What do you call a bear without an ear?
B
5) What is the speed limit for sex?
68, because at 69 you have to turn around.
6) What is 72?
69 with 3 people watching.
7) What do barbies and Britney Spears have in common?
Both are blonde, brainless, and made out of plastic.
8) What happened when Batman and Robin got run over by a steam roller?
They became Flatman and Ribbon!!! Hahaha... it hilarious!!
9) Why did Beethoven kill his chicken?
It kept saying, "Bach, Bach, Bach"
10) What is 40 feet long and smells like urine?
Line dancing at the nursing home.
11) What do a hooker and bungee jumping have in common?
They are both cheap, quick, and if the rubber breaks your dead.
12) What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick.
13) What's long, hard, and full of semen?
A Submarine!
14)

10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty

1. Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.
3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
6. Lift your head and spread your legs.
7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
8. Just turn your back and drop it.
9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.
10. Damn, I missed the hole again.