M - Must buy the tune, the whole tune, and nuthing but the tune.
A - You will have intimate knowledge of all races according to the census forms. (Remember: No family, no animals and NO FAGS!!!)
S - Successfully have a woman buy you gifts or food in excess of $20 on three separate occasions. (Receipts or gifts required for inspectionby the Trinity. Gas doesn't count.)
T - Make an amateur porn video with you and a female. NO ASS AND BALL SHOTS!
E - Provide for the weekend chill out at the Father's house. No pizza or fried chicken, appatizers are included.
R - THREESOME THITH TWO CHICKS NOT TWO DICKS! |
