Ste's great explanation of the night's events.
More of Stephen's "A Night In Brief" coming soon.....
now a brief explanation. its wednesday morning, went to nero then went to meet bob(note no gym), bought a big issue from a dirty man(litterally), went to morrissons, 4 bottles of reef and the biggest bottle of bacardi avaliable to man. went to bobs house, met his dog and mum, went to pudsey, started drinking, got to arwells house, met his mum and the twins, carried on drinking, asked if i could go to arwells mums ann summers party, was handed a pink dress, put on the pink dress, went downstairs, kids thought i was mum, i wasnt. shook arwells stepdads hand, remembering its about 5 o clock im pissed and wearing a dress. arwell takes several photos of me wearing the pink dress, i looked good in the pink dress, climbed over a baby gate wearing a pink dress, comical. went to the bus stop, phoned metro line, "hi, id like some comprehensive travel advice" hung up, bob phones metro line "what time is the bus gonna come, the one on the hill, [reads out number on side of bus stop], theres a taxi coming, but thats not, you dont do them, o its here". on bus,arwell hands me a small cup of sidewalk(sidekick but sidewalk is easier to say and much funnier), i ask some girl i dont know if i should drink it, she sais yes, i drink it. get off the bus "good job mate", drink more, go to the townhall, i accidentally pay for bob. met some of the band(all its worth), may have hugged several people, we collectively phoned trelawny. bob ran into me causing me to spill some dudes pint on myself, wet. went into venu, got a bottle of something from somewhere, drank it, saw some people i didnt know, congratulated a lot of people on having long hair, met a zoologist with dreadlocks(bob leaves). went to look for bob, found him in toilet, complemented several guys on there trousers, tried to knock toilet door down to get rob, shook some dudes hand whilst he was pissing. camp st johns ambulance driver came to see bob, bob laid down outside near the steps and vomited a lot, people walked past and looked, i hugged some more people, ambulance dude made me sign a form, thought we were on pills, i signed to refuse treatment,ste,,,,im alright, my exact signature. "i was sick down an ancient drain", "how old would you say it was?", "bout 100 years, well ancient". more ambulance dudes came, wearing green, one bald, one femaleish, had to sign another form, signature was the same, femalish one foned for a tacsi. stood on corner, tramp dude, gave him a quid(possibly twice), shook his hand, got in taxi. ME:"dude, are you a muslim", "I am, yes", "do u wanna war?", "no, we want peace, peace is good", "good dude" Rob(tapping on window)"can you open the window", window is opened, bob leaves a long streak of vomit on the main road through headingly. get to bobs house, pay taxi dude, not that easy. wake up in bobs pool room telling the birds in his garden to "shhhhhh".
