Dysentary Gary 

Got a lotta heart ache 
He's a ____en weasel 
His issues make my mind ache 
Want to make a deal 
Cause I love your little motions 
You do with your pigtails 
What a nice creation 
Worth another night in jail 
He's a player, diarrhea giver, tried to grow his hair out 
When friends were listening to slayer 
I would like to find him Friday night 
Hanging out with mom and trying on his father's tights 
Life just ____s, I lost the one, I'm giving up she found someone 
There's plenty more, girls are such a drag 
So all you little ladies 
Be sure to choose the right guys 
You'll come back to me maybe 
I'll shower you with lies 
Got a lotta heart ache 
He's a ____en weasel 
Decisions make my mind ache 
Want to make a deal 
Ease away the problems and the pain 
The girl chose the one guy who makes you want to kick and scream 
All along, you wish that she would stay 
____ the guy who took and ran away 
He's a player, diarrhea giver, tried to grow his hair out 
When friends were listening to slayer 
I would like to find him Friday night 
Hanging out with mom and trying on his father's tights 
____ this place, i lost the war, I hate you all, Your mom's a whore 
Where's my dog? Girls are such a drag