* A cigareete is the perfect type of pleasure. It is exquisite and it leaves one unsatisfied.
* A meltdown sounds like fun. like some kind of cheese sandwich.
* A terrible thing happened again last night - nothing.
* A man doesn't mature until he has exhausted all other possibilities.
* A flatterer doesn't sufficiently value either himself or others.
* A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.
* Are those voices in your head or mine?
* A banana, some chocolate syrup, and thou...
* A job is nice, but it interferes with my life.
* According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.
* A life? Where can I download one of those?
* A nice box of chocolates provides your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy.
* All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and more money for not getting it done.
* A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
* A penny for your thougths, $20 to act them out.
* A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally.
* A night sober is a night wasted, but a night wasted is really fun.
* As easy as 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841...
* A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago.
* All sins are attempts to fill voids.
* Amazing what caffeine and no sense of self-preservation can do.
* All that glitters has a high reflective index.
* A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't ahve a wonderful time with all the wrong ones.
* America is a melting pot, the people at the bottom get burned while all the scum floats to the top.
* After 36 hours of no sleep, you start to see lots of interesting new colors.
* Anything once, twice if I didn't get permantly injured the first time.
* A hard man is good to find.
* All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.
* Abstinence and death are the same - only in death there is no suffering.
* After hearing two eyewitness accounts of the same accident, you begin to wonder about history.
* Am I indecisive? Can I get back to you on that?
* A penny saved is a penny earned; a penny spent is a penny enjoyed.
* A punishment to some, to some a gift, and to many a favor.
* Alcohol is one of mankinds greatest enemies, but the bible tells us to love our enemies.
* All that spirits desire, spirits attain.
* All I ask of life is a constant and exaggerated sense of my own importance.
* Anyone who said sunshine brings happiness has never danced it the rain.
* A leading authority is someone who guessed right.
* All I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power.
* Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.
* Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
* Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
* A little greed can get you lots of stuff.
* Anything worth diong is worth doing for money.
* All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
* Alcohol may not be the answer, but it helps you forget the question.
* A conscience does not prevent sin. It only prevents you from enjoying it.
* Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
* Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself pleasure.
* An evil mind is a great comfort.
* A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman is as bad as she dares.
* A game women play is men.
* All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
* Adultery - two wrong people doing the right thing.
* A man is king. A king is ruler. A ruler is 12 inches. Still think you're a man?