* For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifer. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
* Forget love, I'd rather fall into chocolate.
* Finally, I see that my happiness doesn't mean having you. My happiness comes from your happiness. And if you can be happy without me, then I can be happy without you.
* Few women are dumb enough to listen to reason.
* From now on I'll connect the dots my own way.
* Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
* Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.
* For we were little Christian children and early learned the value of forbiddne fruit.