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| * History is a pack of lies about events that never happened, told by people who weren't there. * Happiness isn't something you experience, it's something you remember. * Happiness: an agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another. * Happiness is a choice that requires effort at times. * Hi! I'm a creature from outer space transformed into this bumper sticker. I'm having sex with you right now. I know you like it because you're smiling. * Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror and you wouldn't have been notified. * Has anyone seen my potential? * Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, nor hell a fury like a woman scorned. * Happiness is not pleasure, it is victory. * Happiness is never stopping to think if you are. * How does one become a butterfly? You must want to fly so much that you are willing to give up being a caterpillar. * Hope is the worst of evils, for it prolongs the torment of man. * Home is not where you live. Home is where they understand you. * High explosives are applicable where truth and logic fail. * Help me quick! Someone must have turned my reality back on. * Happiness can't buy you money. * Happiness is a belt-fed weapon. * Hearing a nun's confession is like being stoned to death with popcorn. * Hardwork has a futurn payoff, laziness pays off now. * Happiness is merely the remission of pain. * He who knows how to be poor knows everything. * He who cannot love must learn to flatter. * He who can lick, can bite. * How can men use sex to get what they want? Sex is what they want. * Happiness is just an illusion cause by the temporary absence of reality. * How do we solve all the world's problems? Get the hungry to eat the homeless. * History is a set of lies agreed upon. |