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| Hear What Famous Celebrities Have to Say About MyOceanCounty.net |
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| You mean, I have to pick just one thing I like best about MyOceanCounty.com? How do I choose, when there are just so many great qualities? If I did that, I would feel like I was telling the biggest lie in front of America! - Evan Marriot (Joe Millionaire ) |
| I love this Site! I can't wait to visit Ocean County! I'd visit right now if only I wasn't tied up on some other assignments. -Sarah (Joe Millionaire 1st Runner-Up) |
| Nothing like Sunnydale. I haven't seen one Vampire or Demon here, yet, although the staff of MyOceanCounty.com looks questionable! -Buffy the Vampire Slayer |
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| Just like B. said, this place is the kick! It's Five by Five. Not enough carnage, though. -Faith the Vampire Slayer |
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| What Is This?! A website for ants?! Earth to Al, whoever you are, Ocean County is full of really, really ridiculously good looking people, so this site should be at least...Three times bigger than this! Derek Zoolander, International Male Model |
| Nicole and I love it here! Ocean County is the new "It County". Thanks for showing us a great time around your town, Al, we've never had more fun! And thanks for helping us find our new secret Hotspot! We miss you already! XOXO Paris Hilton |
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| Golly gee whiz Gidget, what in the name of "Are you there, God, it's me, Margaret" were you thinking? To be honest with ya there, Skipper, it's a great website. It's the most fun I can have without being forced to cuddle afterwards. Dr. Perry Cox, Sacred Heart Hospital (Scrubs) |
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| Yeah, Bill Lumbergh here, whaaat's happening, myoceancounty.net. Ahh, we have sort of a...problem here. It seems your site has left out financial statistics on the profitability of Ocean County businesses, so,...if you could just go ahead and do that, it would be great, mmkay? (Did you...get the memo?). Bill Lumbergh, Initech Solutions (Office Space) |
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| Snoogins... (too many expletives in this quote to actaully print here) Jay (of Jay and Silent Bob) |
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| You are not your website. You are not the town you grew up in. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique county. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else. Rule number one of myoceancounty.net, you do not forget to talk about myoceancounty.net. And if this is your first time here, you HAVE to come back. Tyler Durden |
| "I am Jack's big mistake for not coming back to visit this website." |
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| Keaton always said "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him" Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is MyOceanCounty.com. Verbal Kint |
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| YES, YES!! Ocean County, NJ, A wonderful place...FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!! Triumph the Insult Comic Dog |
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| Your life is the sum of a remainder of an unbalanced equation inherent to the programming of the Matrix. You are the eventuality of an anomaly, which despite my sincerest efforts I have been unable to eliminate from what is otherwise a harmony of mathematical precision. While it remains a burden assiduously avoided, it is not unexpected, and thus not beyond a measure of control. Which has led you, inexorably, to MyOceanCounty.net. - The Architect (The Matrix Reloaded) |
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| Your'e a wild man, Al. I'm not sure if you're gonna take MyOceanCounty to the peaks of success, or fail miserably, I haven't decided yet. But I still want to see what you've got. Take the elevator up to the penthouse, you're not going to the street yet, let's see what you can do. - Donald Trump |
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| No formal training in Web Design? Really? I never would have guessed. My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in this, Al, don't. This site is terrible, I mean just awful. Simon Cowell |