MORE NEW STORIES
OF:
Doody, Death, and Dementia
Note from
the author: I have decided to make some money off this
stupid webpage to get on this big ecommerce bandwagon. If you are interested, I
have fresh kidneys, hearts, and livers available upon request. Please email me
for a price quote and allow for a 24 hour turnaround time.
Children's organs are available! All inquiries are kept
confidential.
If you are none of the above, you are not welcome here and if you continue onwards I'll have you killed.
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Rules of entry:
Take your penis out.
Sign my guestbook.
Open a vein.
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It is time for brown.
It is time for blood.
It is time to learn about God.
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TODD'S DISGUSTING STORIES IS PLEASE TO
INTRODUCE....
THE FIRST SCRATCH AND SNIFF WEBPAGE ON THE NET!
ENJOY THE STENCH! RIGHT ON YOUR SCREEN!!!!
SCRATCH AND SNIFF
DOODYBOX
JUST SCRATCH THE SCREEN AND SNIFF!
YOU'LL SMELL DOODY!!!*
**make sure you stick your finger in your butt before
scratching screen
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Lots
of murderers and doodylovers sign my book...
Why not join them?
Sign Todd's
Guestbook
See Todd's
Guestbook
ALSO VISIT TODD'S TOP TEN
LISTS!!
P.S. I drop doody logs into your mother's mouth and she LOVES it!
FYI: One day I hope you get murdered.
All stories and art work copyright 1999 Todd Van Kirestadler.
All Rights Reserved.
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