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a.k.a. "The Joketender"
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A redneck is not feeling very well and decides to see his doctor. The doctor examines him and says, "I can't seem to find the problem, but I think it has something to do with alcohol."
The redneck replies, "Well then, I'l have to come back later when you're sober!"
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July 26, 2003
"Brain, you know I don't like you very much, and I know you don't like me. But get me through this one so I can get back to killing you with beer".
Homer Simpson...
A "Joketender" classic...
The Mother in law:
1 oz. vodka
1 oz. Jack Daniel's
1 oz. Bacardi 151 rum
And any other booze you may think of that will fit in the glass with a cold cheap draft beer to chase it down. If you don't puke, invite your buddies to visit your mother-in-law sometime, after the next round...
Cheers!!!