I started out as a work sock about twelve years ago. I was more red back then but time has started to fade me to reddish-pink.
I made an escape one day while my owner was doing laundry. My twin never made it though and I was forced to go it alone. I have survived the years by making public appearances and videos. I am also on the website oilsandman.com
Yes, socks can drive in Alberta.
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