AND RACE TRACK SCRATCH SHEET
WE PRINT ALL TH' NOOZE THET'S FIT T' PRINT ....
EN SUM THET AIN'T
December 20 Herman H. Fly here...On the job en' a freezing his buns off from up here on th' tower this morning. First the weather forcast fer th' upcomin' big day...Well fer all yew folks thats been a listen' to the tune "I'm a Dreamin' of a white Christmas" 'cording to th' weather channel on the TV down at th' 'pliance store theys a resonable chance that th' whole town could get a dustin' of the white stuff on Christmas eve....Seems there's a cold front a movin' in from Oklahomie that cud dew th' job.....Now fer all yew folks livin' down Well after two false starts th' firemen finially got the tree lites a working down in th' town square...Yew might remember me r'portin' las week about th' whole town being disapointed when the durn thang wouldn't work th' first time 'round....Two nites later everyone returned to sings th joys of the hollerdays en be present fer th' lightin' en once again t'wern't nutin.......It's real unfornutate t' see the town folks get so discourged en t'
Rotund jolly elderly gentleman iso one happy go lucky chic to accompany me on a world wide tour on the only night I get to go out all year....trip is scheduled to begin shortly after dark on the night of December 24....
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