I know kung-fu!

For the last time, no you don't.

You are the st person to look at my wang. Stop it.

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4. The FUQ (Frequently Unasked Questions)
5. The Canned Wang
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And in case you cared, I do play around chatting on the 'net. At least, I always have yahoo, AIM, and ICQ open when online and not downloading something large. My contact info can be found here.

Site last modified Tuesday, July 12, 2002

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