| Reefer Madness (1938) |
| Rating: 1 Severed Head |
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| Synopsis: If you havn't heard of this one you must live on Pluto. A camp classic from the thirties about the dangers of Marihuana, filled with hilarious sterotypes of the day. It doesn't take much hangin' round the Get-High Shack to figure out this one's full of some ridiculous stuff. For insatnce, let's compare the sterotypical stoner of the 1930's and Today... |
| What Has This Movie Taught Us? -Drug rings can only be stamped out by the PTA -Marijuana is more vicious and deadly than heroin -The secret to good gravy is three heaping teaspoons of olive oil -Marijuana turns women into horny sex fiends -Standards of beauty have changed a bit in 65 years -Marijuana gives you superhuman endurance so you can smash out all those crazy jazz numbers on the piano -Marijuana addicts do things like kill their family with an axe, or get gang-raped by 5 guys |
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| Memorable Moments: 01min- Marihuana, Public Enemy Number 1!!! 04min- Even my hamlet?! 12min- And my grandparents say that my generation dances stupid 14min- I heard if you play that jazz music backwards it has hidden satanic messages 16min- These kids are sugary enough to give the cast of Leave it to Beaver diabetes 18min- Gosh, this sure is a swell way to make me vomit 19min- Sodapop must be as bad as the dreaded Marihuana 23min- No thanks, I'll just smoke this harmless tabacco 26min- Slow down! You're going 45 mph! 28min- Oh great, this guy again 33min- 1938's version of a sex scene 44min- How could anyone take this guy seriously? He acts so evil... 45min- Only a sick and twisted individual would ever laugh at Shakespeare! 48min- The sub-headline reads: "Dick Tracy, G-Man in sensational raid" No joke! 52min- The jury isn't the only thing that's hung in this room (teehee) |
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| Don't Quote Us On That: "You're always squaking about something. You got more static than the radio." "The next tragedy might be that of your daughter...or your son...or yours...or yours....or YOURS!" |
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| 1930's |
| Present |
| The story follows a group of teens who go from making the Brady Bunch look like the Manson family, to becoming murderous rebel youths with no self-control, all because of the demon weed Marihuana (by the way, that's really how they spell it in this movie). I guess this would be a pretty good laugh while hittin' the ol' wizard bong, if it wasn't so tedious as to be boring while not stoned out of your mind. However, a true pot-head will laugh at anything regardless. But beware the next time you toke it up! You might go marijuana mad and go on a killing spree... or you might kill a whole bag of BBQ chips... it's your choice I suppose. |
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