�It�s a very strong claim, much more than God is not a deceiver, therefore he has a very nice beard���Oded
��and one of the things you do during a revival is you sit on what�s called your anxious bench.��Prof. Stanley
�Did anyone see that article?��Prof. Stanley
�No��Class
�Good, it�s wasn�t a good article.��Prof. Stanley
�It�s more fun to found a government than to perpetuate it.��Ben
��Loathsome� is too strong a word. Let�s say �icky�.��Prof. Stanley
�If Teddy Roosevelt and William James were sitting in opposite corners of a pub, who would Twain want to come in and have a beer with?��Sam
"Little kids can make fun of 'Tinkle' but they can't make fun of 'Algae'."--Stephanie
"And all the other tables aspire to be that table."--Hannah
"If they decide to, say, surrender, I will say 'fuck you'. But in more presidential, diplomatic terms."--Jon
"It's transmitting the fact that it's a tree."--Alex S.
Haskell: "That's not decent."
Adrian: "Well, I'm from Asia."
From Professor Alan Sanderson:
�Sports athletes: they�re rich, they�re vulgar, they�re a lot of things, and I just want to tax them.�
�We�ll be sexist about this, that�s okay.�
�Economists are not horribly sexist, but they are horribly male.�
�Or if somehow a bomb leveled Detroit�as if you could tell.�
�This seems to be stupidly the position of all three candidates.�
�Americans do what we do best, we retaliate.�
��heroine and cocaine and other like-minded products.�
�Ted O�Neil doesn�t say that we�re one of the best research universities in the world but that we suck at teaching�which is maybe true.�
�Are they going to be happy orange juice campers or sad orange juice campers?�
