"Stop sucking and understate your pizzazz!"�Stephanie LaFayette
"Tillman, if you don't shut up I will follow you around for the rest of your natural life and sing Eminem lyrics at you!"
"I wish I could use 'the force'...I'd make Hank Toutain my puppet and he would dance at all my lectures."
Guy 1: I wish I had a pegleg.
Guy 2: Like... a real one?
Guy 1: Well it would be physical, but I'd think of it as an emotional peg leg.
Girl: You'd have to decorate it.
Guy 2: Yeah, like with patterns and stuff.
Guy 1: That's true. My peg leg would have to be timeless.
Girl: You should paint my face on it.
Guy 1: I could charge people a dollar to lick it in winter!
Guy 2: Wait... aren't peg legs wooden?
Guy 1: Yeah, but they'd be symbolically licking her face and I'd get to watch them ingest lead based paint.
"Don't threaten me with up when I can hardly make my forward work!"-Rachel
"What if Voldemort was chicken pox?"-Stephanie Lafayette
"What would I need to major in to become a toasted marshmallow? Aside from the constant fire hazard I think I would find that fulfilling..."-Stephanie Lafayette
"King Arthur: fighting against illegal immigration since 300!"-Prof. Eliason
"This is a literary tradition that is long and strong" -Prof. Eliason
"And down to get the friction on!" -kid in the front row
"No, the copulation comes at the end of the book"-Prof.
"I've noticed an alarming trend where you all come to my class every day. Stop it. It's creepy." -Prof. Eliason
Steffi: "There is a banana in the stairwell."
Elise: "Yep."
Steffi: "It's duct taped to the wall."
Elise: "yep."
Steffi: "Wh...?"
Elise: "It's better if you don't ask questions."
