Ellen: "Did I ask you if it was a plant?"
Tina: "Yes"
Ellen: "And what did you say?"
Tina: "I said 'Nnnneh...mmeh...'"
"I don't like hats, but I like the idea of hats."--Emma (Me)
"...they really want to gang-rape the angles. And that's bad."--Steffi
"I think we're in way over our heads. I'm going to go stomp on some peppermints."--Emma (Me)
"At lesat it was a cheap impulse futon."--Steffi
"That would be one sad horse." (Emma)
"It would be a fictitious horse, would that help?"--Mary
"Is that a theta? Cool."--Rhea
"I'm having a lot of urges."--Joe
"That's the story of your life." (Emma)
"I built a rope ladder."--Joe
"Nostrilizer."--Jane Olmstead-Rumsey
"The person is in a box and they are...freaking out."--Jon
"I love it when short people cry!"--Steffi
"It's not that they actually make worse choices, it's just that all our friends have embraced new and different kinds of crazy."--Steffi
"Jesus Christ is not a Tchaikovsky ballet. I'm just going to throw that out there."--Steffi
"The only good mustache is a finger-stache."--Ellen
"The part of me that knows the Civil War was in the 1860s is separate from the part of me that wants Abraham Lincoln to have lived a loooong time ago."--Steffi
"That really is a stupid-shaped country; imagine how it would look on a stamp."--Elllen
"Damn you, Sir Edmond Hillary!"--Steffi
"Right logic, wrong command of fruits."--Emma (Me)
"Here I am playing the tiniest violin for you and driving with my knees."--Cullen
�Well, I imagine that the worms would come with you, but it depends on what kind you�d like�you could take earthworms with you to clean up all the trash.��Tina
�They�re not real worms!��Sarah
�I would put a gopher in my pocket.��Emma (Me)
�It�s not an adventure if it doesn�t include hours that don�t exist.��Jay
�It was the right answer, I just don�t know what it means.��Mike
Mike: �Would you rather be happy or content?�
Haskell: �Neither.�
Mike: ��discuss.�