Have you ever been sitting around and thinking aimlessly about anything that might pop into your head? Pehaps while riding in a car, watching TV, going on the internet, sitting on your couch, staring out the window, or attemping to stay awake in school? You think of something and then realize: "If not for Tenchi, I never would have thought that!" Well, that's what happended here. Who's responsible for this mess, you ask? Me, Karen, or mostly. Which is why the first list is really corny and all. Anywho, hope you enjoy this, and hope you start putting your ramdom thoughts into higher respect.
If I learned it, I learned it from Tenchi Muyo!......
Listen to your grandfather if you value your sanity. Being out of style is in. Hair gel isn't everything. But it's right up there with oxygen. Spandex is like hair gel. Can't live without it. A little lip gloss on the bottom lip can go a long way. You gotta know it's not good when your cabbit falls in love with your archrival's cabbit. "Go away you pesky person!" American editing can sometimes be a good thing! Blurring ain't bad, either! Mad scientists are good singers! So are "mummy-ladies"! If you look long enough, you�ll find a physic book that says exactly what you want it to. An anime can achive something in 13 episodes? What??? Of course she can talk, move, and breathe in space! Don't EVER trust a midget with pink hair and superhuman & superscientific powers! Aliens exist. Even a universe-reknown scientist will know about (and be obsessed with) the Old West! Look closely before you kiss {in reference to Mihoshi and Kiyone's karaoke- "'Cause in the middle of our kiss, I saw his hairpiece come off! You should have known better, my friend, no matter how good a rug may be, a closer look should tell you for sure if it's fake or not!"} Nothing like sake on a cold winter day. Don't think your name is retarded. You weren't named after your grandfather's sword. Houses are compressable! (And guardians look like salt shakers) Legendary knights don't decompose. Photons, protons, syncrotron are interesting. Science is better than love can ever be: falling in love is based on chaotic theory.
{from Cardiff} Dorks are "hot".
Are you implying they're not?
