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Man Knows Unsettling Amount About Nationwide Age-Of-Consent Laws
ROANOKE, VA--
During a conversation at a party last Saturday, financial analyst Matt Brady
revealed a disturbing familiarity with various states' age-of-consent laws.
"I mentioned to Matt that I'd be visiting family in Pennsylvania over
the weekend, and he says, 'You oughta pick up some chicks there, 'cause they
only gotta be 16,'" friend Danny Brosnihan said. "Then he says, 'South
Carolina's the best: 15.' I mean, that's seriously creepy." Brosnihan said
he later heard Brady talk about a bill pending in the Hawaii
legislature that would lower the state's age of consent to 13.
Brady,
26, who maintains a "teen-beat.com" webpage dedicated to stars such as
Britney Spears and Mandy Moore, also tends to display other disturbing
behaviors. He has been known to incessantly boast about his "huge
pipes," and seems to be insecure about his inadequate penis size when among
friends. Despite these shortcomings, he remains able to lead a relatively
normal life, noted Brosnihan.