Also Known As: Cynthia Trident, PainlessSadist, bludklot27, Aunt Kiki, Sticky, Mom, and Pooka

Age: 28 years

Hair Color: Dark brown roots with sunned-in orangey yellow highlights(previously light brown, dark brown, medium auburn, light auburn, black, platinum blonde, dark green, royal purple, blue, burgundy, copper, and Tang orange)

Eye Color: Naturally Brown

Height: 5'7

Weight: approx. 170 pounds

Shoe Size: 9

Bra Size: 34B

Prominent Features: Long fingers, square jaw, large eyes, high cheekbones, broad in the hips, curviture of the spine (scoliosis)

Birthmarks: right mid-forearm, left leg just below pelvis

Post-Natal Body Mods: Tattoos (wrist wrap of black stitches, upright chinese dragon on lower spine, blue Buster Keaton moon on left ankle, orange Mae West sun on right ankle, sepia Roscoe Arkbuckle on left shoulder blade, light blue Jean Harlow on right shoulder blade, green Oscar Wilde on back of right calf, purple Anna Mae Wong on back of left calf) and Piercings (navel ring and industrial through right ear)

Sexual Preference: Bisexuality (with more, deeper leanings toward men)

Virginity: Null and Void

People In My Life That I'd Like To Find Again: J. Wysocki, A. Waldvogel, Professor Zombie, Jacob Lancehart, Evo, and (V)ichael

Favorite Foods: Sushi of any sort, Hot Dogs, 2% milk, Scooby Doo Fruit Snacks, Dark Chocolate Carnation Instant Breakfast, Mini Donuts

Favorite Color: Green

Favorite Authors: Jasper Fforde, Stephenie Meyer, Dean Koontz, Oscar Wilde, Glen David Gold, Charlaine Harris

Favorite Movies: Oscar and Lucinda, Joe Versus the Volcano, Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Warriors, Cemetary Man, Hellraiser 4, Moll Flanders, Batman, The Odd Couple, Sexy Beast

Favorite Movie Quote: "This is no dream - this is really happening!" - Rosemary, Rosemary's Baby

Favorite Male Musicians: Andrew Bird, Devin Townsend, David Bowie, Buddy Holly

Favorite Music Groups: Blind Guardian, Dimmu Borgir

Favorite Song: How Can I Be Sure by the Young Rascals

Favorite Songs from the Eighties: She Blinded Me With Science by Thomas Dolby, Personal Jesus by Depeche Mode, Don't You Want Me by the Human League, Sunglasses at Night by Corey Hart

Favorite Guitar Hero Songs: Cheat on the Church, Godzilla, More Than A Feeling, Madhouse, Cherry Pie, War Pigs, Seventeen, Only A Lad, Pride and Joy, The Seeker, Jet Airliner, and Knights of Cydonia

Favorite Song Lyric: "I watch the world go round and round/And I see mine turning upside-down." - Throwing It All Away by Genesis

Favorite Word: token

Favorite Phrases: 'eternal betrayal,' 'personal effects'

Common Misconceptions: Robin Hood-Peter Pan, Idaho-Ohio-Iowa, Pasty-Pastie, Tome-Tomei, Cary Grant-Gregory Peck, Spencer Tracy-James Cagney

Favorite Compliment Received: "You're handier than a pocket on a shirt."

Favorite Insult Received: "I could've shit six times in the time you took."

Names of Future Children: Indigo Hazel, Robin Radu

Deep Secrets: I love my job, have to clean my ears with a Q-Tip at least once per day, and am addicted to reality television

Phobias/Dislikes: Octopuses, uncomfortable textures (constant spots or gridmarks or ridged shiny surfaces), groups of live snakes, leeches, cliques, lighting matches, greeting cards, meat slicers, table saws, women who train men into emotional lapdogs, Kathy Griffin, bubbly hot oil, unrestrained Christianity, talking animals on television or film, rude slapstick comedies, gum, Charlie Chaplin, and pre-conceived music groups

Men To Be Lusted After: the Joker (in any Batman-related form), Eddie Izzard, Hannibal Lecter (both in novels and film, though novels sometimes more), Pinhead the Cenobyte, Alan Rickman, Ralph Fiennes, Ian McShane, Gary Oldman

Men I Have Respect For: Simon Cowell, Dave Attell, and Philip Seymour Hoffman

Women To Be Lusted After: Mae West, Jean Harlow