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1. Boss
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
2. Criminal
A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.
3. Diplomat
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look
forward to the trip.
4. Doctor
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
5. Experience
The name men give to their mistakes.
6. Father
A banker provided by nature.
7. Marriage
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains
her master's.
8. Miser
A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
9. Rumor
News that travels at the speed of sound.
10.Tears
The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine
power.
11. Worry
Interest paid on trouble before it falls due.
12. Yawn
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
A good one for all Pardesi People......
1.
Mother-in law
In Des - A women capable of making your life miserable.
In Pardes - A women you never fight with, because where else you will
find such a dedicated baby sitter for free?
2. Husband
In Des - A boring human species, who listens more to his mother than
you, and orders you around to serve him, his parents and siblings.
In Pardes - Still boring, but now a useful human species that comes in
handy when the house needs to be vacuumed.
3. Friend
In Des - A person whose house you can drop into any time of the day or
night and you'll always be welcome.
In Pardes - A person who you have to call first to check and make sure
he is not busy.
4.
Son
In Des - A teenager, who without asking will carry your grocery bags
from the market.
In Pardes - A teenager, who suddenly remembers he has lot of homework
when you start mowing the lawn.
5. Daughter
In Des - A lovely doll, who brings tears to your eyes when her doli is
about to leave.
In Pardes - A lovely doll, who brings you to tears long before any doli
time.
6. Father
In Des - A person you are afraid of, and who is never to be disobeyed.
In Pardes - A person to whom you pretend to obey, after all he is the
one paying your college tuition.
7. Desi Engineer
In Des - A person with a respectable job and lots of upper ki kamai.
In Pardes - A person without a secure job, who always dreams one day he
will be rich.
8. Desi Doctor
In Des - A respectable person with ok income.
In Pardes - A money making machine, who has a money spending machine at
home called "doctor ki biwi".
9. Bhangra
In Des - A vigorous punjabi festival dance.
In Pardes - A desi dance you do, when you don't know how to dance.
10. Software Engineer
In Des - A high-tech guy, always speaks in American accent, always
anxious to queue consulate visa line.
In Pardes - The same hitech guy, who does Pray everyday, and says 'This
is my last year in the US (or wherever)' every year.
John
Johnny Johnarthan
Piyar Ka Ghar no.420
Teesri Manzil
Nickey Jee Gullee
Paagul Punaa District
Date: '1942 a Love Story'
My sweetest 'Laila',
I am writing this letter to you cause in my heart 'Hum Saath Saath
hain'.
All my 'Zindagi' I have been in a 'Taalashi' for a certain someone.
Someone to share my dreams and aspirations.
After 'Chori Chori Chupke Chupke' seeing you, 'Yeh Dillagi'. And now
'Achanak'
I know my search is over. You are my 'Chaand ka Tukra' and fill my life
with light, like a 'Chandni'. I believe
we are made for 'Ek Duje Ke Liye' and as far as I am concerned you are
'Lakhon
Mein Eik'.
I am your 'Saajan' and you are 'Mere Jivan ke Saathi'. I feel I should
let your parents know I will make you my 'Dil Wale' and when we come to
your house for our 'Rishtaa' we will come
alone, but when we leave 'Dulhan HumLay Jayengeh'!
I am your 'Raja Babu', let me take you to your 'Saajan
ka Ghur'.......... I know there may be times when it will be 'Kabhi Hum
Kabhi Tum'. And that people call me
'Junglee' and 'Awaara' and even your parents call me 'Shree 420' however
since meeting you I have changed my 'Maasti' ways. And if you just come
closer to test my love, you'll soon
see that I am your 'Deewana', and 'Hum Tum Pe Murteh Hai'!
I am the 'Bhazigar' to your heart! You're probably thinking 'Hum Aapke
Hain Koun...?' and that 'Main Anaari Too Khilari'. But just give me a
chance and you'll find that 'Hum'
'Dilwale Dthunia Layjaengey'!
Please don't put up a 'Deewaar' between us before we meet 'Pehli Pheli
Baar'. I know your probably thinking I'm no more than a 'Kwaara' or at
best a 'Cooli No1'and that
'Amer, Akbar or Anthony' is probably better than me. But do are their
heart's 'Sholey' burning for you as bright as mine!
Aren't you bored of this 'Akele Hum Akele Tum' life? Let this 'Himutvaar'
be your 'Saathi' and we'll start our 'Pehli Mohabbat'. This
'Chahat' is
going to lead to a 'Milan' where
you are going to say to me 'Aao Pyar Karen'.
We both know that life is just a 'Mela'. And I am just the 'Rangeela'
that you need! So why waste time 'Aa Gale Lag Jaa'!
My heart keeps asking 'Phir Kab Milogey' as 'Tumse Accha Kaun
Hein'. I
also know that the day will come when you'll turn to me tenderly and say
'Kaho Na....... Pyar Hai'.
I know 'Andaz Upna Upna' however 'Maine Pyar Kiya' so one day it will be
my 'Jeet'. 'Jab Pyar Kisi Se Hota Hai' then 'Kuch Kuch Hota
Hai'.
'Kabhi Na Kabhi' my hearts says that one day 'Haseena Maan
Jaygee'. 'Hum
Dil De Chuke Sanam' and my 'Dil To Pagal Hai' for you.
'Love Love Love'
Your
'Deewana Mastana'
10
most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations and some
equally stupid answers:-
1. At the movies:
When you meet acquaintances/friends
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-Well, it's so hot , there were no cool cabs so I thought I'd watch
some advertisements in the cool comfort of the theatre.
2. In the bus:
A fat girl wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet
Stupid Question:-Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia..... why don't you try
again or should I try this time.
3. At a funeral:
One of the teary-eyed people ask
Stupid Question:-Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-Why? Would it rather have been you?
4. At a restaurant:
When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-Is the "blah blah blah" dish good
Answer:-No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit in it.
5. At a family get-together. When some distant aunt meets you after years
Stupid Question:-Munna,Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:-Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask
Stupid Question:-Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:-No, he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just
the money.
7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call
Stupid Question:-Sorry. were you sleeping.
Answer:-No. I was playing cricket for India at Sharjah and just when you
called Salim Malik was betting with me that Pakistan would win. What do
you think?
8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair
Stupid Question:-Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:-No, its autumn and I'm shedding......
9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth
Stupid Question:-Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:-And while I'm telling you ,
you tell me if I bite.
10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks
Stupid Question:-Oh, so you smoke
Answer:-No, it's a miracle ...........it was a chalk and now it's in
flames!!
