Out of the door, you turn right and set off down the street. Half way down the road, however, you get distracted by a group of Jelly Babies indulging in a horrific act of satanic abuse. You stand, transfixed, for some minutes, until you realise the Gingerbread Pie must be well on its way by now. You've lost it.
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