Hmmm, I wouldn't follow YOUR instincts. You catch up with an innocent old pie out for his daily walk, minding his own business -- might even pick up a bit of litter in a minute, you know, do his bit for the community, keep the place looking nice for everyone... But being the clod-hopping oaf you are, you instantly leap upon him the moment you catch sight of his flaking crust. "Ha! Got you!" you shout, not realising your mistake until it's too late. The old pie is shocked by the sudden attack, grabs his chest, keels over and dies. You run away to the sound of wailing sirens. Whoops.
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