What did YOU put in your suitcase? Most recent contributions towards the bottom.
Name: Philonski E-mail:[email protected] URL: This is it. Entry: A cheesecake. Name: Beard E-mail:[email protected] URL: members.spree.com/motte/ Entry: 3 million tons of lard. Name: j E-mail: j URL: j Entry: PUSSY!!! Name: The Ultrafoetus E-mail:[email protected] URL: http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Arena/6372 Entry: A pound of happiness and a little punch of love. Mmmyeah... Name: Caramel. No, wait, make that a double. E-mail:[email protected] URL: http://www.geocities.com/Paris/Rue/4974 Entry: Huh huh. Huh huh. You said - huh huh - you said "entry". Huh huh huh. Oh, yeah, sorry - I went on holiday and I put in my suitcase... a whole lot of books! Because, well, I've got some new glasses that can see through up to six pages at a time, so I'm going to need a heck of a lot of books for the train ride, aren't I now! Name: sam Entry: some sanity ... oops no, I always bloody forget something Name: Beard E-mail:[email protected] URL: members.spree.com/motte/ Entry: 10 Tins of Tea, 9 Packets of Peas, 8 Lords a Leaping, 7 Bankers Banking, 6 Lovely Pairs of Legs, 5 Million Pens, 4 Zillion Cats, 3 Snotty Noses, 2 Tins of Spam, and a Spare Beard Just In Case. Name: Phil E-mail:[email protected] ENTRY: My pet crocodile, Bernard and the little birds that clean his teeth for him. Name: Will E-mail:[email protected] Entry: a copy of 'Mr Bean - the Movie' Name: Lucy Taylor E-mail:[email protected] Entry: Well, it would obviously have to be ALCOHOL but then I'd be spoilt for choice. Actually I've just got back from my holidays in bonny Scotland (och aye the noo) and the two most important things to take are haggis and IrnBru which incidentally is very nice with vodka. oops got back on the subject of ALCOHOL what a surprise bye lads and lasses och aye the noo Nessie Name: The Ultrafoetus E-mail:[email protected] Entry: A slightly smaller suitcase, inside which was another slightly smaller suitcase, the pattern building up into one mind-boggling 'Russian doll' affair until we get to the final, teeny-weeny suitcase, which contained a grain of heroin, successfully smuggled through customs as a consequence of my crafty suitcase-trickery, to be sold on the streets of Ibiza to any desperate clubber without much moolah. Name: Calene E-mail:[email protected] Entry: A cute little midget and I poked holes in the bag just incase. Name: Sid Vicious Entry: A Vanilla CD Name: Phil E-mail:[email protected] Entry: The entire cast of riverdance who aren't called Nigel Name: Heather Entry: myself. Saved me having to buy an airplane ticket. Name: The Ultrafoetus E-mail:[email protected] URL: http://www.putyo/trousers~on.net Entry: 1g sugar, 2 pints cider, 3lb apples, 9 bananas, Swarfega, Vaseline. Bring to the boil. And relax. Now pour yourself a glass of water or maybe smoke a cigarette. You've earned it. Well done. Name: mark E-mail:[email protected] Entry: A beard, and a person called Norbert. Name: Bahgui E-mail:[email protected] URL: www.placidcasual.fsnet.co.uk Entry: A brace of muskets and a signed photo of Freddie Mercury.
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