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| Sung to the theme from the Adam's Family: My name is Cartman, I like to binky And Wendy's butt is rather stinky And Boo Boo will bite your pinky We're a bunny family We've taken over the house Right now we share it with a mouse I think Boo is a little louse A happy bunny family (Neat) (Sweet) (Stomping feet) I'd love to tell you more Like how I piddle on the floor But slave is coming through the door I'm king of the family (tee hee) THE END |
| Sung to the theme to All In The Family Cartman did a binky today Wendy begged him to have his way Boo Boo thinks to bite is play Those bunny Ways And know that Cartman is a ladies man Knocking up Wendy wasn't in the plan Wendy don't have a baby Like Boo Boo ever again They don't like him, think he's not so great His clusters are gone so he can not mate We've learned to appreciate Those bunny ways |
| To the theme to Gilligan's Island Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale a tale of Wendy, Cartman & Boo It started when they brought us home when there were only two My mate is Wendy, a pretty girl she is sandy and brown My name is Eric Cartman and I'm the family clown They never thought it could be this tough we look so sweet and pure If it weren't for the fact they're in love with us they'd send us back I'm sure, they send us back I'm sure We've left our scent all over in this unmarked bunny house Smells like Cartman And of course Boo Boo too Wendy, she's my wife The human slaves The piddle spots and poop where I've missed the can Read it here in the Cartman Files So sit back for some funny tales There's sure to be all kinds We love to torture the human slaves and make them lose their minds Human slave and hubby too will do their very best To be a good obedient slave or we can be a pest A piddle, a poop, a hole in the rug And Boo Boo who likes to bite He'll sink his teeth into your flesh and chomp with all his might So join us here each day my friends We'd like to share some smiles You can read all about us bunnies In the Cartman Files!!! |
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| To the theme for the "Monkee's" Watch us run Stomping our back feet We can steal the hearts of Anyone we meet Hey, hey we're your bunnies You know we like to binky around Of us there's no out thinking We know where the treats can be found We poop wherever we want to Chew what we want to chew You know you'll never stop us Check the lace on your shoe Hey, hey we're your bunnies You know we like to binky around Of us there's no out thinking We know where the treats can be found We just like to be silly Or sit and munch on our hay You'll find much fascination If you'll stop & just watch us play Just spend some time Get to know your hare We'll bring you lots of pleasure You'll forget you had a care Hey, hey we're your bunnies You know we like to binky around Od us there's no out thinking We know where the treats can be found |