Where You Can't Say 'Fuck', and Why

Where

Why

Commercial Radio Stations (and
several college radio stations)

They're already acquainted with being
fucked (either by their policies or by
interference with same by their overseers),
so they don't want to hear that word.

Taxation Centers

They are experts at fucking (contrast with
above), so they feel pressured to commit
more assaults upon your person, and do you REALLY want that?

Monasteries (if a girl)

Those few heterosexual monks might be
tempted, and the normal monks might
either react with misogyny or derision or
both, or, conversely, the straights might
prove that St. Ursuline's Convent, an
infamous Canadian porn classic of the 18th
Century, was true, and that monks are
randy sex maniacs. In any case, how
exactly did you get in, anyway?

Monasteries (if a boy)

Again, temptation is induced in the queer Brothers,
which may, of course, be your intention, you ankle-grabbing
tempter, you! The perverts (breeders)are likely to think of you as
a candidate for the monkhood. Do you REALLY want to choose male pattern baldness?

Nunneries (if a boy)

Again, one wonders how you entered the inner
sanctum. Once we manage to solve/dismiss that mystery,
you would either be expelled as a naughty
boy or drawn into an orgy involving crucifixion
and the insertion of relics into your body in a
grudge-fuck. Those are the only options.
It would be waving a red flag in front of a bull.

Nunneries (if a girl)

You would either be encouraged to join the
nunnery to get these evil thoughts out of you
or, conversely, drawn into an orgy, possibly
involving monks as well, though not
necessarily, again depending on the veracity of the above-mentioned
filthy memoir. It would be waving a red flag in front of
an entirely different kind of bull... :-)