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CORBIS POPO XXIV Jr |
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The Fearless Leader of the P.P.S. |
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Chairman of P.P.S.,
Corbis P. Popo XXIV Jr. |
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The current Chairman of PPS (The PoPo Preservation Society), a direct descendent of Corbis Popo I, has many years of experience in the family business. Corbis XXIV Jr. worked in the PoPo factory for many years, under direct supervision of Corbis XXIII, learing how to make the PoPo sound so incredibly awful.
You may wonder how Corbis I had so many rapid decendents, and why Corbis II through Corbis XXIII are not in the business? Well... Corbis XXIV Jr. had all of his direct decendents slaughtered and sold for hot dog meat. . When asked about his decision to kill all his decendents, he commented, "You just can't pass up a big check from a major pork/beef/chicken distributor, now can you?".
Corbis XXIV Jr. currently lives in Columbus, Ohio, home of the Columbus Clippers AAA Baseball team, of which he attends every game. Dime a dog night is his favorite! |
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CORBIS XXIV JR.'s "FAVORITE PICTURES GALLERY" |
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Corbis XXIV Jr. writes, "Ah, how I love pictures! You know what they say, a picture is worth a thousand words! Here's a few of my favorite 1000 word pictures for your viewing pleasure. To the left, you'll find Corbis XX and Corbis XI being led to the slaughter by their wives Mimi and Genny. Below is a before and after sequence of Corbis VI. Notice how nice and textured he was! What a piece of meat, eh? I'm just glad I came up with the 'killing off the relatives' idea before Corbis VI did! I guess it's true what they say, ' the early bid doesn't get made into a hot dog!' Well, I hope you have enjoyed my favorite pictures... Check back real soon for updated postings!" |
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CLICK THIS LINK FOR AN UPDATED COLUMBUS CLIPPERS GAME SCHEDULE... WITH COMMENTS FROM OUR VERY OWN CORBIS XXIV JR! DAG NAB IT! YOU'LL LOVE IT! |
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