Notes - The Scratches of My Brain

I'm just  like a mirror. Until  I don't have your  reflection, you can
look deep into  my heart. But once  I have it, you will  get just what
you are.
			- Ashutosh. {2001 or before}
			[See also: void]

The  center  point  of love  is  the  satisfaction  you get  from  the
happiness of someone you love.
			- Ashutosh. {2001 or before}

The  most basic  steps towards  love are  attraction,  interaction and
affection.
			- Ashutosh. {2001 or before}

Be lazy, To be a good programmer.
			- Ashutosh. {2001 or before}
{Lazy people do more things programmatically than manually}

People do all  their efforts to get a single opportunity.  I do all my
efforts just to wait for a single opportunity.
			- Ashutosh. {around 2001 or 2002}

The Woman is too simple to be the most complex creation of the god.
			- Ashutosh. (Thursday, January 10, 2002)

Most  people  have  eyes,  ears,   nose,  tongue  &  skin  to  acquire
information but very few of them have the sixth sense the intellectual
intelligence to differentiate between the truth and the illusions.
 			- Ashutosh. (Thursday, January 10, 2002)

Arundhati Roy hates vulgar words like success.  [I too think like her]
			- Arundhati Roy
		[Hindustan Times (Wednesday, January 23, 2002)]
Don't  go for  success  but just  do  your karma.  Success  is not  as
important as the way you get it.
			- Ashutosh. {Wednesday, January 23, 2002}

Go mad for it! you'll get it.
			- Ashutosh. (Thursday, February 14, 2002)

Never  start learning  with Visual  Basic or  DOS based  C.  They will
shatter your concepts.
			- Ashutosh. (Monday, February 25, 2002)

Learning a language  is not a big deal but  to learn programming using
that language needs experience.
			- Ashutosh. (Monday, February 25, 2002)

Examination should be such that no factor other than the objectives of
it could affect the process.
			- Ashutosh. (Friday, March 01, 2002)

Good children  are those  who obey the  sayings of their  father. Thus
India is not a good nation  as it's constitution disobey the saying of
the father of the nation "Hate the sin and love the sinner."
			- Ashutosh. (Friday, March 29, 2002)

If something is the nature of human being then it must not be called a
sin  every human  has a  Satan in  him/her then  we should  not curse
ourselves for doing satanic things as  long as they are in a limit and
doesn't hurt anyone in any way.  So don't feel guilty while doing such
things.
			- Ashutosh. (Tuesday, April 02, 2002)

I'm just like a void pointer.
			- Ashutosh. (Tuesday, April 30, 2002)

Every big problem has a little solution but often little problems have
very big solutions. (Programming)
			- Ashutosh. {Saturday, May 04, 2002}
			[See also: Solutions]

Everything is possible but not  in every way, not everywhere, not with
anything  and  so on.  Everything  is possible  but  it  has it's  own
way. Sun can rise  in the west but the only possible  way I know is to
rename the direction  east with the name west. Do you  want to see the
sun  in  the midnight?  Yes!  It's  possible but  you  have  to go  to
Norway. Someway,  somewhere! Everything is possible  but the important
thing is that you must know  the way. What we don't know is impossible
for  us.  I  have  seen   somewhere  an  interpretation  of  the  word
"impossible", as "I'm possible"
			- Ashutosh. {Wednesday, May 15, 2002}

If your  set of  knowledge is bigger  than someone's set  of knowledge
then it never  implies that your set  is a superset of his  so you can
always learn from him and thus you can learn from anyone
			- Ashutosh. {Tuesday, June 04, 2002}

In the  life of a  programmer childhood is  when he solve  the problem
somehow. Teenage  is when he tries  to follow the  standards. Youth is
the time  when he tries to  solve the problem somehow  and then change
the solution  in such a way that  could be a standard  and maturity is
the time when he just make standards.
			- Ashutosh. {Friday, August 23, 2002}

All  the scientific  predictions  are  just same  as  a processor  can
predict a  few op-codes not the  in all output.  Actually the rational
equation is

(Today's Processors) : (Human Brain) :: (Human Brain) : (The God)

But on the day the human would  be able to predict the whole future he
will not  become The God  because The God  not only predicts  but also
manipulates it.
			- Ashutosh. {Tuesday, September 03, 2002}

Beasts lives, where  the jungle is. The only irony  is that the beasts
living in the concrete jungles looks like human beings.
			- Ashutosh. {Sunday, September 15, 2002}

	The only problem  of this world is bad  leadership. The reason
is that  being a leader is very  beneficial so everyone wants  to be a
leader. Now who will win the  competition? Simple! The one who has the
power.  And you  might know  that  power is  a reason  behind all  the
disorder in the universe.
	So!  What is the  solution? Simple!  Remove the  benefit. Then
only the  people who  want to  serve the humanity  will try  to become
leader and and thus we could get good leadership.
			- Ashutosh. {Thursday, September 26, 2002}

Being a good 'C' programmer or being a good 'JAVA' programmer or being
a good 'ADA' programmer is not as better as being a good PROGRAMMER.
			- Ashutosh. {Wednesday, October 16, 2002}

No principle in the world is  given by any person. They were always be
there,  but  we  named them  to  the  persons  who have  written  them
first. Like this...
			- Ashutosh. {Sunday, October 20, 2002}

Every student has  a power to be better than his  teacher but only the
teacher has a  power to get it  out of him/her and it  shows the great
beauty of the relationship.
			- Ashutosh. {Friday, January 03, 2003}
			[After watching the movie 'Sur']

We always try to find the solutions  somewhere around the problem that
is why we get as complex solutions  as the problem is. But! If we go a
bit far away  from the problem we will find a  very simple solution to
the complex problem.
			- Ashutosh. {Thursday, January 09, 2003}

Always be cool!  Do not do anything in excitement except ...  You know
what I mean ;-)
			- Ashutosh. {Wednesday, January 29, 2003}
			[After loosing a partition of my HDD]

It  is  wrong  that  development  needs  competition;  it  needs  self
motivation.   Competition   with  others  may  cut   others  down  but
competition  with oneself  will always  grow. So!  Don't  compete with
others compete with your self.
			- Ashutosh. {Friday, May 02, 2003}

A programmer  who knows the  latest technologies is never  better than
the one who can do the same with the older ones.
			- Ashutosh. {Friday, June 13, 2003}

हिटलर पैदा नहीं होते, वे वीरता की भूमि पर अन्याय के बीज से पक्षपात और जातीयता के
खाद पानी द्वारा छुद्रबुद्धि मनुष्यों द्वारा उगाए जाते हैं।
			- आशुतोष। {Friday, November 21, 2003}
शिवसेना द्वारा मुम्बई से गैर मुम्बई वासियों को निकालने की कोशिश के विरुद्ध

There is nothing called  "The End". End is just an  illusion caused by
the negative phase of an infinity cycle.
			- Ashutosh. {Friday, November 28, 2003}

पैसा जल की तरह पवित्र और निर्मल नहीं है, इसीलिये तो वह जल की तरह अधोगामी नहीं है।
वह तो निचले दर्जे के चपरासी से शुरू होकर दफ्तर के बाबू और अधिकारियों के हाथों से
होता हुआ उच्चाधिकारियों तक पहुँचता है। वह काला और मटमैला है, धुँए जैसा, और इसीलिये
वह ऊर्ध्वगामी है। (व्यंग)
			- आशुतोष। {Monday, December 01, 2003}

Mass is nothing but the space taken by the fundamental particles.  So!
there is no need to introduce another type of boson (Higgs Boson).
			- Ashutosh. {Friday, December 05, 2003}

You can not detect  gravitons until you are  able to make a  machine,
that is free from gravity, to detect it.
			- Ashutosh. {Friday, December 05, 2003}

A religion should   not give the  laws, but instead,   it should  give
the methods to derive them.
			- Ashutosh. {Saturday, December 27, 2003}

They are trying to make human like computers. That's good! But why are
they trying to make computer like humans.
			- Ashutosh. {December, 2003}
	[On our examination systems and cut throat completion]
	[I Wrote it on the question paper in the examination hall]

Some girls have  too soft things in  there body to have  some software
installed in their brains.
			- Ashutosh. {December, 2003}
	[I Wrote it on the question paper in the examination hall]

The most delicious dish in the world is hunger.
			- Ashutosh. {Saturday, January 03, 2004}

Hiding  your  weaknesses from  your  self will  make  you weaker,  but
showing them off will make you even much weaker.
			- Ashutosh. {Monday, January 12, 2004}

No matter how sacred the lotus is, it will end in the mud just because
it lives there.
			- Ashutosh. {Monday, March 01, 2004}

Yes! You can do it.
Yes! You can do it.
Yes! You can do it.

All of these sentences  look same but they may  have different impacts
on different  people or  even they can  have different  impacts on the
same person in different conditions.

You may get confidence in yourself and thus become successful.
You may become overconfident and get failed.
You may feel pressure of others' confidence on you and get failed.

So! Before telling anybody these words, think!
			- Ashutosh. {Wednesday, March 24, 2004}

Being a patriot is not good at the cost of being narrow minded.
			- Ashutosh. {Saturday, March 27, 2004}

Every religion tells  us to do  good things so  that we may  get their
returns in  the heaven  but I  say no!  Don't do  good things just for
getting any  returns. You  will get  nothing in  heaven. But,  do good
things, just to make  this world better. Do  good things, not for  any
returns, but for the day, when everybody will be doing good, just  for
nothing and that day, I promise you that no one has to dream about the
heaven because on that  day the heaven will  have to come down  to the
earth.
			- Ashutosh. {Wednesday, April 21, 2004}

About The Bible:

1, Read  carefully Matthew  2. I  think these  wise men  from the east
   might be from India because at that time only two communities in the
   world  had  good  knowledge  of  stars  (Astrology),  Egyptians and
   Indians but since only India is in the eastern zone from the  birth
   place of Jesus, they might be Indians.

   Second thing is that stars never move to lead the humans. The story
   might be something like I  am explaining here. At that  time Indian
   astrologers had power  to predict by  calculating the situation  of
   the stars. They  might noticed a  particular formation of  the stars
   and might predict (As  we predict the time  and place of the  solar
   eclipse etc.) that  the child born  in this situation  at a certain
   place on the earth will become a leader of a great community of the
   future. After that they traced the position of that place using the
   position of  some star.  At that  time they  used to  view the star
   through a pipe tied  to a stick and  then measure the angle  of the
   pipe with the earth and this way they travel towards the  Bethlehem
   as soon as  they come nearer  to the place  the angle changed  (The
   star went before  them) and when  the star made  a 90 degree  angle
   with the  earth (until  it stopped  above the  place where the baby
   was.) they reached  the place where  the Jesus was.
   (See - Matthew 2:9)

2, At many places in Matthew I am seeing that Jesus wanted to say that
   many rules in the Old Testament are useless now but he knew that if
   he  would say  these things  in  a  straight way,  people will  not
   understand  them  and they  will  think that  he  is against  their
   religion, so he told  those things in a  better way so that  people
   can understand  that he  is not  telling something  other than  the
   things Moses told before.

   Actually neither Moses was wrong  nor the Jesus but the  difference
   in their sayings  was just because  of the difference  of the time,
   they came to the earth. (See - Matthew 19:7-8)

3, You have to become hard to the wrong people some times.
   (See - Matthew 21:12-13)

4, The most important law. (See - Matthew 22:36-40)

5, I don't know why Christians call the priest of a church 'Father'.
   (See - Matthew 23:9)

6, Sorry Jesus The world is still like that, nobody has changed.
   (See - Matthew 23:13-37)

7, Don't believe the miracles but the truth. (See - Matthew 24:24)

			- Ashutosh. {Thursday, April 22, 2004}

पूछो खुद से जीवन क्या है,
   लेखा-जोखा सुख-दुख का,
तो क्यों नहीं लिख देते सुख ही सुख
   कौन रोकता है तुम्हें, तुम ही तो ना।
पूछो खुद से जीवन क्या है,
   लेखा-जोखा लाभ-हानि का,
तो क्यों नहीं लिख देते लाभ ही लाभ
   कौन रोकता है तुम्हें, तुम ही तो ना।
पूछो खुद से जीवन क्या है,
   लेखा-जोखा कर्मों का, फलों का,
काश तुम लिख पाते कर्म ही कर्म,
   तो कदाचित कभी दुख न लिखना पड़ता।
काश तुम लिख पाते कर्म ही कर्म,
   तो कदाचित कभी हानि न लिखना पड़ता।
पर तुम तो केवल फल लिखना चाहते हो,
   तभी तो तुम कुछ भी नहीं लिख पाते,
क्योंकि फल तुम्हें मिलता है दूसरों से
   तो वे ही लिखते हैं सुख या दुख, लाभ या हानि।
यदि तुम स्वयं लिखना चाहते हो अपना लेखा-जोखा,
   तो लिखो कर्म और केवल कर्म,
क्योंकि कर्म तुम देते हो, दूसरों को
   तो जब तुम्हें देने में सुख की अनुभूति होने लगे,
और जब तुम्हें देने में लाभ प्रतीत होने लगे,
   तो सारे दुख सारी हनियाँ स्वयं ही मिट जाएँगी।
			- आशुतोष। {April, 2004}

Whenever I will propose a girl for marriage it would be something like
this:

Should we marry? I am not asking the answer of this question, nor do I
want to say that I want to marry  you. But I just want to know whether
you are ready  to think  over this question? If  yes, then I  think we
should spend  some time with  each other, in  order to  understand one
another, so that we may find out a better answer of this question. But
if your answer is no, then forget  everything I have just told you and
remain  a good  friend  of mine.  I need  your  friendship  more  than
anything else.
			- Ashutosh. {Sunday, May 16, 2004}
			[After being with her a few hours.]
			:D But she never gave me a chance to...

Mathematics is  just a tool. You  must learn its  applications in some
other subjects, otherwise  it will become just a  game of numbers like
chess.
			- Ashutosh. {Friday, May 28, 2004}

मै तंग आ चुका हूँ परीक्षाओं से, कोई मुझे स्वेच्छा से भी जीने देगा या नहीं?
			- आशुतोष। {Tuesday, June 29, 2004}

'C' is  like a real  gun, powerful  but not  safe for  children. Other
programming  languages are  like toy guns,  safe for  children but you
can't fight the  battle with  them but Ada  is a real  gun with proper
locking mechanism so you may fight the  battle with it but it is still
safe for children. This is the  reason, why they are using Ada and 'C'
for the war games.
			- Ashutosh. {Wednesday, July 21, 2004}

Don't get upset  when they reject  you as you have  rejected them long
before by preparing yourself for what they don't need.
			- Ashutosh. {Saturday, August 07, 2004}

Great  people are  not those  who told  the truth  but those  who told
something understood as truth by  the mob. If the mob could understand
the truth, you have told them they will call you a great man otherwise
be prepared to be called a madman.
			- Ashutosh. {Sunday, August 22, 2004}

Thanks to my enemies, whose tendencies to defeat me, let me go off the
track and hence made me outstanding.
			- Ashutosh. {Sunday, September 05, 2004}

Satisfaction is the worst thing to get.
			- Ashutosh. {Saturday, September 18, 2004}

I love you God when you put me on the fire to mould me deep,
But I don't love you when you make my friends weep.
I love you God when you put the dew into my eyes when they were dry,
But I don't love you when you make my enemies cry.
			- Ashutosh. {Monday, October 11, 2004}

Possibly,  stars may change your destiny but they  can not change your
determination, for sure.
			- Ashutosh. {Wednesday, October 20, 2004}

Knowing something is not as important as the understanding of when and
where to use that knowledge.
			- Ashutosh. {Friday, October 22, 2004}
[ You can get knowledge from the  books when needed but if you have it
but can't use it then it is just a junk fact in your head. ]

If you would try with  all your heart to achieve  your goal, honestly,
then no matter you will  get your goal or not but  you will be able to
feel the god for definite.
			- Ashutosh. {Monday, November 14, 2004} [Ied]
[ Extract from "The Alchemist" ]

Never  play  politics  with  the  technocrates  they  can  derive  the
techniques to beat the politics too,  although  they  don't  care  for
that.
			- Ashutosh. {Tuesday, January 18, 2005}

Fear me for I am with the truth
			- Ashutosh. {Tuesday, January 18, 2005}

I never get afraid of lions but the jakals
			- Ashutosh. {Tuesday, January 18, 2005}

I  used  to  look at mathematics as an instrument for mental exercise,
but now I  feel  that  it  is  a  language  to  simplify  the  complex
finominuns so that we can solve them easily.
			- Ashutosh. {Tuesday, January 25, 2005}

Rules 4 Married Life

1) Never shout on each other solve the problem by discursion otherwise
   break up but no quarrel like animals.

2) To err is human so don't  consider the partner as more than a human
   try to  understand his/her problem  by putting yourself  at his/her
   place.

3) Don't  be  possessive!  Only be  requesting.  Remember!  Not  being
   oppressive does not mean being submissive.

5) Don't expect anything from your spouse. If you wanna be independent
   just don't depend on him/her for your work. Do it yourself. ;-)

6) If something  in your  spouse annoys  you then  instead of  getting
   irritated think  logically about who between you  two, must change.
   If logic says that your spouse  must change then tell it to him/her
   peacefully in a calm environment.  Also help him/her in the process
   of changing.
			- Ashutosh.

Quotations

Quality Hunters' rule book:-
1, Learn to do what you like or at least to like what you do.
2, Concentrate! It is quality's watchdog.
3, Try a meditation technique to concentrate and sharpen the mind.
4, Pay attention to the details - the parts that makes the task whole.
5, Give  everything your  best, like when  someone is talking  to you,
   really listen instead of just hearing what is being said.
6, The   quality   hunters  kill  two  great   enemies,  laziness  and
   compromise.
7, Quality  knows only work, not  working hours, not how  long but how
   well one works.
8, Remember! The world  knows you by what you do, not  by what you are
   capable of doing.
			- Sunday Times

Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable.
		-- The Wizard of Oz
(Hey! my heart is made up of muscles.  Too soft too flexible but still
unbreakable)

HEY KIDS!  ANN LANDERS SAYS:
	Be sure it's  true, when you say "I love you".   It's a sin to
	tell a lie.  Millions of hearts have been broken, just because
	these words were spoken.

An important trait of the great ones is constructive laziness.
			- Eric Steven Raymond
			[The Cathedral and the Bazaar]

But  if you're  writing for  the  world, you  have to  listen to  your
customers -- this  doesn't change just because they're  not paying you
in money.
			- Eric Steven Raymond
			[The Cathedral and the Bazaar]

Procedures  are also  a good  way of  breaking long  programs  up into
manageable  chunks; as  a general  rule of  thumb, any  procedure that
won't fit  on a single printed page  is probably too long  to read and
understand easily and you should  consider breaking it up into smaller
procedures.
			- John English.
		[Ada 95: The Craft of Object-Oriented Programming]		 

Genius   is   one  percent   inspiration   and   ninety-nine   percent
perspiration.
			- Thomas Alva Edison
Books  like  "You can win"  can  only  inspire  you,  but you  have to
perspire for yourself

To sin by silence when we should protest makes cowards out of men.
			- Ella Wheeler Wilcox
			[See the beginning of the movie JFK.]

Genius like Einstein's is  sometimes portrayed as something  that goes
so far  beyond ordinary  intelligence  to be  incomprehensible.  It is
certainly incomprehensible to  those who want  to understand it  as an
extreme form of intellectual skill because it is nothing like that. It
is a completely different mental  skill one that our culture  does not
yet  understand,  appreciate  or  know  how  to  develop  the  way  it
understands  intellectual  talent. Perhaps  Einstein's  genius is  not
nearly as rare as many think.  Perhaps it is our culture's failure  to
recognize  intuitive  talent and  develop  it that  makes  the highest
expression of this talent so rare in fields dominated by  intellectual
approaches to problem solving.
			- Paul P. Budnik Jr.
			[From his book "Einstein's revenge"]

Since going backward is not the answer, how do we move forward?
			- Riane Eisler, The Chalice and the Blade

The task of learning  a language should focus  on mastering the native
and natural  styles for  that language -  not on the  understanding of
every little detail of all the language features.
			- Bjarne Stroustrup.
			[From his book
			 "The C++ Programming Language",
			 Sec.: 2.8, Para.: 2, Line: 3]

if anybody is making you fearfull about the darkness he is nothing but
the torch seller.
			- Torch bechane wale [Story]

Imagine  a school  with children  that can  read and  write,  but with
teachers who cannot, and you have a metaphor of the Information Age in
which we live.
			- Peter Cochrane.

Chaos

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Mail & Messanger Shorthands
2	= to
2	= too
3L	= thrill
4	= for
40	= for tea
asl	= age/sex/location
B	= be
B	= bee
b/w	= between
C	= see
E1	= even
G	= good
GN	= good night
K	= ok
M	= am
N	= and
O	= oh
P	= pee
Q	= queue
R	= are
S	= yes
S	= ass
T	= tea
U	= you
Ur	= your
V	= we
X	= axe
X	= ex
Y	= why
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0004:12B6 -> Hex offset of Start in explorer.exe (Windows XP)
0004:158A -> Hex offset of Start in explorer.exe (XP Classic mode)
266934 -> Decimal offset of Start in explorer.exe (Windows XP)
267658 -> Decimal offset of Start in explorer.exe (XP Classic mode)
In Edit.exe if binary mode is set to wrap-70 then
	line-3814 col-25 (Windows XP)
In Edit.exe if binary mode is set to wrap-70 then
	line-3823 col-49 (XP Classic mode)

C:\WINNT\inf\sysoc.inf -> use this to show hidden components in
	Add Remove Windows Componants


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mail from: ashu@jinni
rcpt to: X@jinni
data
Hello Ashu,
             H R U
Bye
.
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   MODE
   NLST
   NOOP
   PASS
   PASV
   PORT
   PWD
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   RNFR
   RNTO
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If You Are Unhappy 

Once upon a time there was  a nonconforming sparrow who decided not to
fly south  for the  winter. However, soon  the weather turned  so cold
that he reluctantly started to fly south. In a short time ice began to
form on his  wings and he fell to earth in  a barnyard, almost frozen.
A cow passed by and crapped on the little sparrow. The sparrow thought
it  was  the  end.  But  the  manure  warmed  him  and  defrosted  his
wings. Warm and happy, able to  breathe, he started to sing. Just then
a  large cat  came  by  and, hearing  the  chirping, investigated  the
sounds.  The cat cleared away the manure, found the chirping bird, and
promptly ate him.

The Moral Of The Story  
1)  Everyone who shits on you is not necessarily your enemy.
2)  Everyone who  gets you  out of  the shit  is not  necessarily your
    friend.
3)  And if you're happy in shit, SHUT UP! 

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