ThE TeSt ARchiVe
Lesser evils beware, I am Charles Manson! Mad as a hatter and friend of Beach Boy Dennis Wilson, I do believe that the Beatles song Helter Skelter is indicative of a coming race war, where the "blackies" will win. I also consider myself a talented folksinger. I have amassed a group of female followers known as The Family, who perform killings for me and look upon me as if I were Jesus Christ. I have sex with each and every one of them, and encourage them to have sex with each other, but they're most famous for killing pregnant actress Sharon Tate. |
Take the What Fruit Are You? test |
Yeah! I'm a lemon, sour to the taste, tangy to breaking point. Aha, what a breakthrough. What do i have to say about the new year? i have resolutions this time round, which is very rare indeed, involving six month plans (c.f. Stalin's Five Year Plans) that will transform my life forever!!! we all know it's doomed to fail. |
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