1. If I could eat you up right now
I’d choke on all your hair
Burp louder than you squeal my dear
And then sigh in despair.

5. At every chance I get I’ll touch
And trace those spotted spaces
Forget the supermodels I must
Nudge those pudgy places.

  2.  Bulbous baby animal
You have stolen all my pride
If you told me now to die
I’d just bow and say alright.

6. If you’re ever bored and won’t
I’ll help you get undressed
But the thought is just too much
And now I’m suddenly stressed.

  7. I’ll spill my deepest secrets
If you hint a bit of yours
I would like to be your mushroom
If you would only be my spores.

4. I see you yawn and scratch yourself
I feel a little funky
You don't even have to try
'Cos I just find you hunky.

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