A grizzled man holding a crossbow approaches you. "You are either too curious for your own good or insane, but I will be your guide in this garden of darkness. Come-- I will show you the first of the cursed fae!
"Halt! We're found our first wee monster! This one was named Indigo Demon-eyes, because her eyes are black as pitch and can bore into man's soul! She was formed from the tears shed by a princess crying over her dead unicorn, and uses her burning stare to melt your brain and reduce you to a quivering pile of flesh! Let us hurry on before she spots us!!"
"Quick-- duck low! That's the second evil wench now, flying above our heads! Amber Blood-spits takes innocently to the air to flit amoung the flowers, searching out an unassuming butterfly to suck the life from! And when she's in the mood for something larger, she perches on the backs of birds and breaks their necks, sending them plummeting to the ground where she proceeds to devour them in minutes! Her very presence disgusts me-- let us move on with all haste!"
Your guide smirks with contempt as he points out the last faery. "This lounging little louse-- Azure Candy-hider-- is who started the faery-bashing movement! Look at it laying there, calling you to it with its seductive aura! That's a man, baby! A man! What? You like that? Get out of here, you little weirdo! Out, or I'll leave you in here to be destroyed, eaten, or WORSE!"
