| Yes, piggies! The day has come! My slaves, and potential slaves, now have the opportunity to make an appointment to speak to Me! To hear My BEAUTIFUL voice.. My sparkling laughter at your humble and pathetic ramblings on the other end of the line! I don't suppose that many of you little oinkers know that I sing, as well. Perhaps, if you try hard enough, you might please Me enough that I could trill a note or two for you.. just enough to leave you sleepless for a few weeks, dreaming about My melodious warblings.. So just HOW does one accquire a private audience with the Goddess? Humbly request an APPOINTMENT with Me, by sending a Keen mail! Before you click right on over to do that, I WILL expect the following in said Keen mail. A humble, grateful, and subserviant attitude and tone. An outline of what you are requesting to discuss. ONLY after I receive and approve your mail, will I set an appointment. Oh, and to any of you little wankers who are busy surfing Keen.com for phonesex with insecure women.. you know who you are.. Do NOT disturb Me because you are too self-deluded to realize that your place is in serving a Woman such as Myself. If SOMEHOW you manage to get through to Me uninvited, just remember who's paying for the call. |
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