All you Rednecks --- Relax !!! Resist the temptation to be Hip. Repent your Yuppie Ways. Remember you ain't Cool. Get your Rear out of that Recliner. Go outside. Ice down some Beer. Take a Leak on a tree. Holler for your Buddy to come on over. Get your borrowed boat in the water. Pick out a pole. Tie on a hook. Dig some worms. If the Fish don't bite - It don't matter. Don't think too much. just Fish, Drink, and be Happy, - 'cause Eventually She's gonna make you go to Work and Earn a Paycheck ... |