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Perhaps you're just out of practice.
You sweat more than a galloping stallion.
They're not cracker crumbs, it's just a rash.
Now I know why he/she dumped you.
Does your husband own a sawed-off shotgun?
You give me reason to conclude that foreplay is overated.
What tampon?
Have you ever considered liposuction?
And to think, I didn't even have to buy you dinner.
What are you planning to make for breakfast?
I have a confession.
I was so horny toinight I woul have taken a duck home.
Are those real or am I just behind the times?
Were you by any chance repressed as a child?
Is that a hanging sculpture?
You'll still vote for me, won't you?
Did I mention my transsexual opperation?
I really hate women who actually think sex means something.
Did you come yet?
I'll tell you who Im fantasizing about if you tell me who you're fantasizing about.
A good plastic surgeon can take care of that in no time.
Doest this count as a date?
Oprah Winfrey had a show about men like you.
Hic! I need another beer for this please.
I think biting is romantick-dont you?
You can cook too right.
When would you lide to meet my parents?
Maybe it would help if I thought about someone I really like.
Have you seen "Fatal Attraction"?
Sorry about the name tags, I'm not very good with names.
Don't mind me. I always file my nails in bed.
Do you mind if I make a few phone calls?
I hope I didn't forget to turn the gas oven off. Do you have a light?
Don't worry, my dog's really friendly for a Doberman.
Sorry but I dont do toes!
You could at least act like you're enjoying it.
Petroleum jelly or not petroleum jelly?
Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper.
I'll bet you didn't know I work for "The Enquire".
So that's why they call you Mr. Flash.
My old girlfriend used to do it a lot longer.
Is this a sin too?
I've slept with more women than Wilt Chamberlain.
Hey when is it going to be my friend's turn?
Long kisses clog my sinuses.
Please understand that I'm only doing this for a raise.
How long do you plan to be "almost there"?
You mean you're not my blind date?
