YOU KNOW YOUR FROM A SMALL TOWN WHEN.....
You can name everyone you graduated with.
You know what 4H is.
You ever went to parties at a pasture, barn, or in the middle of a dirt road.
You used to drag "main."
You said the 'f' word and your parents knew within the hour.
You scedule parties around the schedule of different police officers, since you know which ones would bust you and which ones wouldn't.
You ever went cow-tipping or snipe hunting.
Youcould never buy cigarettes because all the store clerks knew how old you were.
When you did find someone old enough and brave enough to buy cigarettes, you still had to go out to the country and drive on back roads to smoke them.
You have ever gone home for Homecoming.
It was cool to date someone from the neighboring town.
You had senior skip day.
The whole school went to the same party after graduation.
You didn't give directions by street names or directions by references.
You can't help but date a friend's ex-girlfriend.
Your car stays filthy because of the dirt roads, and you will never own a dark vehicle for this reason.
You think kids that ride skateboards are weird.
The town next to you is considered "trashy" or "snooty", but is actually just like your town.
You refer to anyone with a house newer than 1980 as the "rich people".
The people in the city dress funny, then you pick-up on the trend two years later.
You bragged to your friends because you got pipes on lyour truck for your birthday.
Anyone you wnat can be found either at the Dairy Queen or the feed store.
You see at least one friend a week driving a tractor through town.
Football coaches suggest that you haul hay for the summer to get stronger.
Directions are givin using "the" stop light as a reference.
Your letter jacket was worn after you 19th birthday.
You have ever taken a trailer or dog to school on a daily basis.
Weekend excitement involves a trip to Wal-Mart.
Even the ugly people enter beauty pageants.
You decide to walk somewhere for exercise and 5 people pull over and ask if you need a ride.
Your teachers call you by your older siblings names.
Your teacher remember when they taught your parents.
You charge at all the local stores.
The closest McDonald's is 45 miles away.
So is the closest mall.
IT is normal to see an old man riding through town on a riding lawnmower.
You laugh your head off reading this because you know it is true.
