WARNING LABLES
BATMAN COSTUME
Warning: Cape does not enable user to fly.
EUROPEAN CAMERA
This camera will only work when film is inside.
LIQUID PLUMER
Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.
TOILET PLUNGER
Caution: Do not use near power lines.
LITTLE ONES BABY LOTION
Keep away from children.
HAIR COLORING
Do not use as an ice cream topping.
BOOT'S CHILDREN'S COUGH MEDICINE
Do not drive a car or run machinery.
ON SEARS HAIRDRYER
Do not use while sleeping.
ON A BAG OF FRITOS
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ON A BAR OF DIAL SOAP
Directions: Use like regular soap.
ON SOME SWANSON FROZEN DINNERS
Serving suggestions: Defrost.
ON TESCO'S TIRAMISU DESSERT
(PRINTED ON BOTTOM OF BOX)
Do not turn upside down.
ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING
Product will be hot after heating.
ON NYTOL SLEEP AID
Warning: May cause drowsiness.
ON MOST BRANDS OF CHRISTMAS LIGHTS
For indoor outdoor use only
ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR
Not to be used for the other use.
ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS
Warning: Contains nuts.
ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS
Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.
ON A SWEEDISH CHAIN SAW
Do not attemp to stop chain with your hands or genitals.