Most Patient . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Derek Wallace
Returns Stuff He Borrows . . . . . . . Brent Abernathy
Most Ingenuous . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Jose Santos
Are All These Your Guitars? . . . . . . . .Jason LaRue
Best Cook . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Cesar King
Most Promiscuous . . . . . . . .Eddie "Spunky" Gilbert
Best Dressed . . . . . . . . . . . . .Darnell McDonald
Most Volatile . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Jose Santos
Never Leaves Dishes Unwashed . . . . . . . Jason LaRue
Best Immune System . . . . . . . . . . . . Drew Henson
Worst Immune System . . . . . . . . . . .Derek Wallace
Best Read . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Damon Flambeau
Nice Shoes . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Darnell McDonald
Enjoys Obselete Technology . . . . . . . .Aaron Rowand
Wonders Why She Stopped Calling . . . . .Jimmy Rollins 
Jumper Cables in the Trunk . . . . . . . .Dennis Reyes
Most Prompt . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Derrek Wallace
Most Eligible . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Drew Henson
How Old is This Lettuce? . . . . . . .Steve Soderstrom
Best at Scrabble . . . . . . . . . . . .Ntema Ndungidi 
Drinks His Coffee Black . . . . . . . . . .Pablo Ozuna
Most Likely to Explode . . . . . . . .Darnell McDonald