Most Patient . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Jay Payton
More a Math/Science Guy than Not . . . . .Brent Abernathy
Most Ingenuous . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Wilson Betemit
Leaning Towards Agnosticism . . . . . . . . .Ty Wigginton
La Vita Loca . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Cesar King
Makes His Bed Every Day. . . . . . . . . Darnell McDonald
Most Monastic . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Jose Santos
Addicted to Pornographic DVD . . . . . . . Damon Flambeau
Most Likely to Appear in Teen Beat  . . . .Chris Snelling
Most Likely to Appear in Cosmo . . . . . . . .Drew Henson
Best Immune System . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Drew Henson
Worst Immune System . . . . . . . . . .  . . . Jay Payton
Big Dictionary . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Damon Flambeau
Always the Best Man, Never the Groom . . .  Jeff Goldbach
Enjoys Obselete Technology . . . . . . . . . Aaron Rowand
Wonders Why She Stopped Calling . . . . . . Jimmy Rollins 
Always Has to Be Talking About Himself . . . .Drew Henson
Washes Dishes at Parties. . . . . . . . . .Derrek Wallace
Most Eligible . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Drew Henson
Dates Older Women . . . . . . . . . . . . .Chris Snelling
Has Never Been to Paris . . . . . . . . . . . .Ed Yarnall
Most Likely to Be Taken for a Cartoon . . .Maicer Isturiz
Least Likely to Learn the Strike Zone . . . . Pablo Ozuna