Most Uxorious. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Jody Gerut Pimples on His Butt . . . . . . . . . . . . .Joel Pineiro Don't Ask, Don't Tell. . . . . . . . . . . Wilson Betemit Just Happy to Be Here . . . . . . . . . . . . .Mike Rose Cast as Bluto in Popeye II . . . . . . . . . . .Jack Cust Most Likely to Appear in Teen Beat . . . .Chris Snelling More Britany Spears . . . . . . . . . . . . . Drew Henson More Christine Aquilera . . . . . . . . Anderson Machado Didn't Like the latest Star Wars flick . . Chris Snelling Big Dictionary . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Damon Flambeau Temperature Sensitive . . . . . . . . . . .Wilson Betemit Prefers Poetry to Fiction . . . . . . . . Adrian Gonzalez Has Authority Issues . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Tony Mota Most Eligible . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Drew Henson A Secret Past Involving Small Animals . . . . Tony Blanco Just One More Chance . . . . . . . . . . . . .Ed Yarnall Clod . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Drew Henson Least Likely to Learn the Strike Zone . . . .Aaron Rowand