Future Acronymist . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .J.J. Johnson
Leaves the Toilet Seat Down, Courteously . . . . . . . Brandon Claussen
Has Shielded Liars in the Past, FWIW . . . . . . . . . . . . Jose Reyes
Most Aggrieved . . . . . . . .  . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Ramon Castro
Has Always Wanted to See Tibet . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Justin Wayne
Will Play Luke in stage production of Star Wars. . . . . Chris Snelling
The Doubts Continue. . . . . .  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Drew Henson
Yeah, But Davey Could Hit . . . . .  . . . . . . . . . Anderson Machado
You Take the Good with the Bad . .  . . . . . . . . . . . . .Jody Gerut
Redefining Minor-League Veteran . . . . . . . . . . . . .Damon Flambeau
Big Diana Hacker Fan . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Corey Smith
The More I See . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Adrian Gonzalez 
The Less I Believe . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Juan Cruz
Many Shoes . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Drew Henson
A Soft Spot for Jackie Chan . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .J.J. Hardy
Will Be Converted to Islam in Time . . . . . . . . . . . . .David Riske
Better Than His Rep . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Jack Cust
Least Likely to Learn the Strike Zone . . . . . . . . . . . Tony Blanco