Comic Sans
Teh Best Font EvarTM
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Hello, I'm Jonathan Doe, the inventor of Comic Sans, teh Best Font EvarTM, and I'd like to tell you a few reasons to use Comic Sans (which is awsum, just awsum).

First off, everyone uses it and no one has ever said they hate it.
Yep, that's true.
NO ONE.


Two...
Your mother claims she really likes it. But that's not true;
she actually LOVES it more than she loves you.


Three: I use it, that's the only font I use. I use it all day long, and even when I'm asleep.
I'm obsessed with it. I've even had children with it.
I'm in love with it.


And, finally, number four: ITS
TEH
FRIGGIN'
BEST
FONT
EVAR!!!!!111!!
TM


Comic SansTM is a registered trademark of Jonathan Doe Ltd. All rights reserved.
Ps. USE IT ALREADY YOU DAMN IDIOT!!!!