Some will sting you, one that bites,
Reptilian and mammalian;
Gooey, oily parasites
Domestic or quite alien.Bounty hunters with eyes sewn shut;
The Flukeman's svelte allure.
Mulder loves 'em (he's a nut)
But Scully's not so sure.The oiliens oozing from Krycek's eyes
At the end of "Terma;"
The vampire sheriff's glowing eyes;
Lord Kimbote's bright red derma;
Tooms' nest (in "Tooms" and "Squeeze");
The wormy thing in "Ice;"
Not to mention smallpox bees
And green flourescent lice.We loved your monsters, great and small,
They brought us many smiles.
We wish the best of luck to all.
Sincerely, your X-Philes!