For Whom The Fools Pity: An Ode to Mr. T, in Haiku Verse
The mohawk, the gold --
They serve to intimidate
I still cry at night

Back in Vietnam
I was accused of a crime
I did not commit

Damn, Colonel Decker!
You know we are innocent
Don't arrest me, fool.

Hannibal sends me
To do his dirty business
And yet, I love him

Murdock! Crazy fool,
You're going to get us killed!
Let me drive the van

Face is so pretty
He can score with the ladies
I'd rather have Face

I wake in the seat
Of a high-flying Cessna
My milk, drugged again

They've locked us in here
With torches, tools and metal
Now what are the odds?

Ten rounds per second
We fire at our enemy
Yet no one gets hurt

Kids, remember this:
Stay in school, drink lots of milk,
Eat your vegetables
Take me home, chump!
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