EVERYTHING YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT ISRAEL, BUT ARE TOO
DUMB TO ASK (Issue #1)

("The force that through the green fuse drives the flower
  Drives my green age; that blasts the roots of trees
  Is my destroyer.
  And I am dumb to tell the crooked rose
  My youth is bent by the same wintry fever.

      ...

                        (Dylan Thomas, 1934)



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SECTION I:  FOR VISITORS TO ISRAEL:

Question:  Is it true that Israelis are rude?

Answer:  Certainly not.  Nothing could be farther from the truth.
Why, the very idea could only be entertained by an absolute idiot.

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SECTION II:  FOR THEM THAT LIVES HERE:


AvrahamHai says:  Always wear socks when you walk outdoors
(through grass, or on earth).  Because even a thin sock will
protect you from poisonous snakes (although I was told in New
Mexico, wear high work-boots).  Hai says:  a poisonous snake does
not bite, it scratches the skin and then inserts its venom.  (A
non-poisonous snake does bite.)

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How to install a new card in the Pelephone:

*  [ Star; Kochavit 
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Send
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Enter Code

                    
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How to Retrieve Messages from Bezeq answering service:

151
# (Soulamit, little Ladder
[Voice]
4444 [default password ]
[Voice]
2 for messages
6 to save messages and go to next

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How to get an English interface for the Bezeq answering service:
[ Information obtained by Leah Golomb, 3/'04 ]

199
[Recording ]
2
[Recording]
# (Soulamit, little Ladder)
[Recording ]
3
[Recording ]
1
[Human being will finally answer:  Request English interface. 
It will be installed without charge within 24 hours. ]

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