SIDE B: CONTINUATION OF =sca8602.ein The following introduction is copied mutis mutandis from =sca8602.ein THIS DOC IS: =scb8602 < =sc860202.ein < =sc11t < =sce#11T.ein RSC Excerpts from =sc86020c (WIP) THIS WILL BE PASS 2 OF SIDE b ONLY OF =SC860202.EIN Side A occurs as =sca8602 {I have not stripped in the Hebrew quotes; most but not are clearly referenced to Chumash.} {I have not stripped in time/counter correlates; this is a 90Þminute tape, ie Sid A = 45 minutes.} LABEL READS: Reaching Beyond Ourselves Reb Shlomo Carlebach PRIMARY THEME: `Reaching Beyond Yourself' SECONDARY THEMES: 'Hiding', TOPICS INCLUDE: Yosef haTzadik, Rachel gives over the signs, STORIES: Gut Purim Pinchas PARSHIOT INCLUDE: Vayigash, Yitro, Bereshit EVALUATION: Some dazzling remarks; but overall uneven, hard to listen to; it was evidently late in the evening and RSC was apparently fighting exhaustion, not always with complete grace. The delivery is in places a bit too histrionic, even for Florida (though it Georgia it would have been deemed practically British). ----------------------------------------------------------------- TAPE DESCRIPTION: Hillel, 2nd of 2 tapes -- Fe b.2, 1986 Gainesville, FL [Florida; almost certainly University of Florida; almost certainly one in a series, of which the others, marked on Univ. of Florida, Gainsville, are presumably also from the Hillel House there -- a series of lectures.] Tape #11T Unmarked white case, beige label Collection Leah and Avraham Sands Good quality sound. Transcribing from my realtime copy of same. Relative original returned to Sands' pad, Modi'in. DISTRIBUTOR: See Notes on # ================================================================== =sc#11tcn R. Shlomo Carlebach Tape #11T, Feb. 2, 1986, Hillel, Univ. of Florida, Gainsville Florida The following has not been Proof-read against Tape; ie, this is Pass 1 only (except that Pass 2 was done on the last few paragraphs, =sc11r) Notes are on =sc11t + =sc11q + =sc11r {START PASS 2 TO ***} CONSOLIDATED SC TRANSCRIPTION < =sc11t + =sc11q + =sc11r =============================================================== ================================================================= {START MY COPY OF TAPE, SIDE B} [white space at start of Side B -- apr. 2 minutes] {*Ad53} OK, the boy was smoking a little hashish sometimes, you know. He has his head on his shoulders [as] much as his father. You know what they did on his 21st birthday: they called the police on him and had him arrested. {*Ad54} The boy was so heart-broken -- his parents [or: 'it was terrible'] -- [he] went wild -- They put him in -- they called it then -- XX -- 'solitary confinement'. His girlfriend called me up. And she says: I want you to know, you don't know my boyfriend, but you knows you, he was once in the House of Love and Prayer -- and -- the Rabbis in that city, they're all with his father, naturally he's the President of the Temple {*Ad55} I mean, how could they go against him -- He needs -- just somebody to talk to. Listen to this: I had to leave the next morning -- I had a plane nine o'clock to Paris. The whole thing had to be then. I said to her, I'll tell you something: If you can arrange for someone to drive me right now from New York there, I'm ready to sit with him all night; and drive me tomorrow morning straight to the airport. Anyway, she came and picked me up, drived me to the prison {*Ad56} {END DOC =sc11t; annotated transcription continues on =sc11q; RSC verbatim from same follows:} [sic, 'drived'. {*Ad57} [Repeat:] Anyhow, so she came and picked me up, drives me to the prison. [Resume:] But you know, I didn't know, that in order to go to prison [to visit a prisoner], you need a written statement from the lawyer. Although, basically, a Rabbi can go into prison any time. {*Ad58} Anyway: But I didn't have -- I had no identification that I'm a rabbi {*Ad59} And I didn't have a letter from the lawyer. Anyway, you know at night in prison everybody sleeps -- I'm getting there about eleven o'clock -- and this nebuch -- nebuch, sad little guard sitting there in prison -- half asleep -- [RSC in a tone of somewhat smug aggression:] I knock -- And he says: What's going on here. I says: Listen, my dear friend: I'm a Rabbi, and I have to see -- one of my parishoners {Note (sa): I will give 50 cents to whoever can find another place where RSC uses the word 'parishoner*'{ his name is This, and he's in solitary confinenent, and -- it's a question of life-and-death; this boy needs me. Ah -- He says to me: Do you have identification? I say: [Are] You crazy, look at me, what do you think I am, a garbage collector or a -- shoemaker. What do you mean; I'm a rabbi and I want to see him. But I mamash put the fear of G_d into him. He says [RSC takes on the hurried tones of someone with limited authority placating someone who may have more:] Ok, OK, OK. [RSC laughs at the recollection] Anyway, I want you to know, I had -- You know what the saddest thing was, I forget to tell you -- his parents sent food to him, in prison, and he refused to eat their food. {*Ad60} You know, it's just, he says, I'll have nothing to do with you any more. Anyhow, I my pockets, mamash y'know -- I had my coat -- I had mamash -- full of food. All kinds of things. X . Vitamin pills. Just X {N.B.: RSC did take vitamin pills, in Natural Mega-Vitamin form & quantity, as far as I know: that is, several times I gave him some health food store Vitamin C, and he seemed glad to get it.} And he didn't -- you know, he didn't investigate what happened -- [ie, the guard did not search RSC ]. And also, I had a package in my hands. And also I had a lot of Reb Nachman. A few things. {Note (sa): Ie, RSC had evidently taken the time and effort to collect and bring with him things he thought the prisoner would find useful.} Anyway, I want you to know: He [the guard] brings him [the prisoner] out . And this boy was such a high person. I want you to know, I spent with him four hours. We didn't talk about the word [or: 'world'] prison, about parents, about hashish, about nothing -- I was mamash -- I was learning with him and {N.B.: RSC says 'learning with him' not 'teaching him'} Reb Nachman (?)for four hours(?) [or: 'so far']. {*Ad61e} Just to give him strength. Every few minutes one of the guards came in, listened a little bit, and walked out. I had to make that flight. OK, about let's say 03:30, I finished -- I gave him all the food , and he was hiding it -- also, like a coat or something -- we walk out. And here's where the story really begins. And the guards were sitting there, right. I said to him, Tell me something -- I said it in front of the guards -- tell me the truth, brother: Are those guards still human beings, or have they lost everything -- or is there hope for them. So he says: You know something: I think there is hope for them. So I said to the guards: You know something -- I came all the way to spend a little time with you here in this prison -- and -- this young man and I were just learning -- the deepest secrets of the Torah. Why didn't [ie, why don't you] -- all join us for a few minutes. Mamash we made a circle -- the prisoner, humble me, and the guards -- and we were singing a little bit -- ?nebuch? -- I was giving them -- Reb Nachman toras -- and they're mamash crying, gefeillach -- they were mamash crying -- mamash got to them -- And here was the most unbelieveable thing, it was like after Meshiach is come. Ok, naturally we hugged each other, (?)I(?) kissed them. They locked the door, I walk out. I looked back, the prisoner and the guards were standing there waving. Unbelieveable. I tell you, it was like after Meshiach has come. I couldn't believe it. Couldn't believe it. Anyway, Good Purim. OK: Yossi, you tell me what you want me to learn about. Anything. OK, I'll tell you: Let me tell you one beautiful thing: What is the greatest -- sign of love in the world. I want you to open your hearts to it. The utmost evil is loshon hora, right -- to say bad things about another human being. {*Ad62} What's the other side. The other side is not: I'm not saying anything bad. It's just, 'I'm not saying anything bad', right. The other side is: When you tell me -- y'know -- 'somebody else did something wrong' -- I'll tell you: y'know something: It's all my fault. It's all my fault. {Note (sa): And elsewhere, as I recall RSC saying from a tape, I think Torah Times, that I transcribed, RSC says: 'On Rosh HaShana it's clear to me: It's all my fault.'} I want you to know the deepest depths: When Aaron haCohen, the High Priest, walked into the Holy of Holiest, he didn't ask for forgiveness, he didn't say anything. And there are millions of teachings on it. You know what the real truth is: According to the Gemarra: The Gemarra says: [Aramaic, quote from Gemorra: ?Sheh-tit-ya t-v-doar?]: When you say nothing, that means you admit it. {Cf. German, l'havdil: Keine Antwort is auch ein Antwort} You know ?what? Aaron haCohen [said when he] walked into the Holy of Holiest. He says, [If there] is anybody here who did something wrong -- it's all my fault. He says: If I would be better, they would be better. And here I want you to know something so deep: You know why Adam was driven out from Paradise: Adam and Eve -- {Note (sa): Does anyone maybe say: Only Adam was driven out, Eve could have stayed , but --- } You know, when G_d says to Adam, Who did it, he [Adam] should say: G_d, it's all my fault. This is the way you love your wife, you tell G_d, it's my wife's fault [interrogative] -- you don't cover for her -- [interrogative] -- out of Paradise. Get out of here. And I want you to know the deepest depths; this is really really a deep tora-le. The beginning of the Wedding is: that the groom covers the face of the bride. You know what he is telling her: I will cover for you. Because every bride and groom is the Fixing of Adam and Eve. He says: I cover up [for] you -- I'll cover you up. I'll take it all upon myself. [N.B. (sa): In colloquial American, to 'cover up' [for someone] is to 'smooth over' a situation for which they would otherwise be blamed. A 'cover up' is a false story used to obscure a criminal action. ] I want you to know the deepest depths: In the Sukkah: I want you to know, in the Sukkah -- everybody knows, Abraham, Issac, and Jacob, and the four [and/or 'fore-'] mothers -- maybe they're coming if they want to, but it's not part of Pesach -- in the Sukkah, after Yom Kippur, Abraham, Yitzak [and] Yakov come -- and the holy mothers. I want you to know something: You know what Sukkah is: to cover -- right. I want you to know: A Rebbe teaches me right and wrong. You know what parents are all about: parents standing before G_d and say, It's all my fault. If I would be better, my children would be better. You know, Yom Kippur, I'm standing before G_d, and I say, G_d forgive me. On Sukkos Avraham, Yitzhak, Yakov and the four mothers come -- they say, Master of the World, it's all our fault. And here I want you to know something even more awesome: On Simchas Torah I dance with the Torah -- the Torah is covered. You know what it is: The Torah stands before G_d, and the Torah says: G_d, it's all my fault. The Torah covers for me. The Torah says: G_d, if You wouldn't have written in to me 'keep Shabbos', then this person would be ok, so it's all my fault -- right. The Torah covers for me. I want you to know something: You know why I dance with the Torah: If the Torah is so holy, that the Torah covers for me, then I really want to learn the Torah -- right. The Torah which only excuses me, makes me feel guilty -- I'm not ?sitting there? -- right. Gevalt, I didn't know the Torah was so holy, right. I didn't know the Torah was so holy. And I want you to know something awesome: It is based on a Torah from the holy Kuzimer: The Kuzimer says: Why did Moshe Rabbenu break the tablets. Moshe Rabbenu comes down, and we made the Golden Calf. {*Ad63} He broke the tablets. Why'd you do that. So he [the Kuzimer Rebbe] says like this: Moshe Rabbenu says to G_d: YOU want me to give the Jews the Torah -- which will make them into sinners --- I'm not interested in giving them that kind of a Torah -- he broke the Torah -- a gevalt [N.B.: Similarly, Cf. Kitov (Book of our Heritage) , on Tammuz ] {*Ad64} Awesome. I don't want to give them a Torah which means `I'm guilty and feel bad'. I want a Torah which gives them strength. Awesome, awesome, awesome. And here I want you to know the deepest depths: On Purim we're sending each other's gift [sic, and apt, ie, we send each other gifts from another ] -- not face to face. On Yom Kippur, it's just the High Priest, as I mentioned before. On Purim it's every person. You know what I'm saying to you -- not face to face. I will cover [or maybe: I'll recover ] for you. Don't worry about it. I will cover for you. [N.B.: Again: on this tape RSC seems physically tired and mentally/spiritually soaring; his words stumble to catch up with his thought/insight. ] And here I want you to know the deepest deepest deepest depths. In the whole story of Esther, G_d's Name is not mentioned. You know what it is: because G_d is covering for us. [Whisper]: ?I won't mention Your? Good Name. Cover for you, right. Gevalt, when I realize -- [In strong voice:] And you have to realize the Gemorra says, that on Purim we mamash receive the Torah. Because I always think, G_d tells me: Do this, do this. G_d is covering for me. Ah, it's a different [aspect of ] G_d. Didn't even know. I didn't know what kind of a G_d I have, right. And I didn't know what kind of a Friend I have. Now listen to this unbelieveable thing: The groom puts the veil over the face of the bride, telling her, I'll cover for you. Don't worry about it. You know what the bride does: she walks around him seven times. {*Ad65} [The bride as it were says to the groom:] `I'll protect you also. I'll cover for you.] And gevalt, you know, then we say seven blessings. If they love each other that much, they deserve seven blessings, right. You know how deep this is, friends. Mamash clear to me. The holy Baal Shem Tov one time came to a city, and there was this preacher there, and he was telling Yidden, mamash, you're sinners, you're this, you're that. And you deserve to be wiped out, [laughing as he speaks:] ?he's so much? telling them, he's laying the fear of G_d upon them. And the Holy Baal Shem Tov's -- ?nebuch?, he can't take it any more. And the Baal Shem Tov says to him: Can't you make a living in another way, than to say bad things to Jews. [RSC laughs] I heard this story from the Old Lubavitcher Rebbe [ie, the predecessor of the recent 'Lubavitcher Rebbe' Reb Menachem Mendel Schneersohn ] The Baal Shem Tov [sic, but maybe misspeak for 'Old Lubavitcher Rebbe'] says: He [ie, the Baal Shem Tov ] went on the bimah, and he says, G_d in Heaven, I swear to You, he's lying. I swear to You, he's lying. They're the best people in the world, right. The best. And here I want you to know: Why is Purim higher than Yom Kippur. Yom Kippur, I'm standing before G_d, and I'm telling G_d how bad I am. Then I need Aaron haCohen to cover for me; Avraham Yitzak and Yakov cover for me on Sukkos, and the Torah covers for me [?ie, the Torah covers for me on Simchat Torah?]. You know, on Purim I'm standing before G_d, and it's clear to me Þ- mamash -- don t have to say a word to G_d. You know: I want you to know something: If I love my children very much -- and I hope we all do -- if my little girl [or: 'girls'] say something bad about herself -- I won't let her. I won't let her. {*Ad66} I say, how can you say something bad about -- about my sweetest girl, right. {*Ad67} So you see, on Purim we are close to G_d; we are close enough to tell him everything we do wrong. {*Ad68} But we're not that far yet. On Purim we're so close, G_d says to me -- Don't tell me anything -- just tell me, Good Purim. [R. Shlomo in the voice of Gut Purim Pinchas:] GUT PURIMMMM!!!!!! ------------------------------------------------------------------ *** {APPARENT BREAK IN RECORDING} RSC Singing :-- Familiar niggun -- Yehi shalom -- May there be peace in your moats & castles RSC: I want to say one more thing: I want you to know something: If I love somebody a little bit, then, let's say -- the girl I love the most, let's say her name is Channa-le -- when you talk of Shpritzele, I think of Schpritzele, right -- and you say Rivke-le, it's Rivke-le -- If I love a girl the most, and it might be Channa-le, and you talk about Schpritzele, I'm still still thinking of Channa. You say Rivke-le, yeah, but I'm thinking of Channale. You say Sarah-le, and I think the whole time, Channa-le, right. If you love G_d a little bit, when you mention G_d's Name, it's G_d, when you mention somebody else's name, it's somebody else. On Purim, when you love G_d the most, whatever you say is G_d, right. Every word is G_d you say. Ahashverus is G_d. Haman is G_d. Mordechai is G_d. There's nothing else. [RSC strums a few notes on guitar] I have one more Tora, which also is beautiful: You know, the truth is, the Tora is G_d talking to us, right. Why do we mention G_d's NAME -- because we don't hear G_d is telling it to us -- we read it in a book. Where it says G_d said so. On Purim we're so high, I mamash hear G_d telling me the story of Esther. Oh, G_d doesn't say 'G_d' -- HE's telling the story, right. So you see, it's clear, the real ?kabulise? Tora. The real receiving of the Torah is when we read the Megillah of Esther. Mamash, I hear G_d talking to me. For sure, G_d doesn't say 'G_d did -- ' Þ- I'm talking, ight. [OK, sports fans; to me sitting in Chaverat Shalom in the mid-70's it has seemed: this is the unheard (beyond-audible) echo of 'haMelech' [the King, ostensibly Ahashverus]. It was maybe Ronnie Levin who read it thus; or another of the women there.] If I tell you a story, I'm not gonna say 'Shlomo walked, Shlomo ate, Shlomo breathed -- ayuh, sure, I'm talking to you, right -- [RSC strumming guitar] Let me tell you just one thing. Jerry, you know, I don't know how you handle, when it comes to making noise ?b-Homan? -- you know what most people do -- the noise is endless, right. And then they don't hear the Megillah properly, and then they ?will? stamp with their foot -- I heard a gevalt Torah in Bobov: The first year the Bobover Rebbe came to America, I watched him -- comes to Haman -- and he said a gevalt Torah -- Imagine, why do you do like this -- because it's clear to you you didn't do it the first time, right -- [RSC whinnies, briefly ] -- so you think, if you will do it a hundred times, you will do it [interrogative] -- Or you can do it, or you can't do it, right. And you know what it is: What is Haman ?Amalek? [or?: ?HaMalek?] -- takes away our self-confidence; ? hee says? -- You can't do it anyway, right -- I'm stronger than you are -- On Purim it's clear to me, Haman is my ?answer?, wipe him out ?after? -- So the Bobover Rebbe says: that -- in Bobov, by his father, and his son -- what are you doing it [ a ] hundred times -- give one setz and that's it, right -- First of all, it's so much class, right. It's mamash class. [to someone who comments from the peanut gallery: ]What? ?Yeah I said? you give one setz, y'know. I watched the Bobov Rebbe, y'know, the way he was reading the Megillah, it was mamash like a prince, right -- and us shleppers give a [ indistinct, discrete cackles from the peanut gallery ] -- and they way they go like this -- they don't listen to the Megillah, and they making it crazy -- In Bobov it's so beautiful -- the people with their foot, one [stamp at the name that is to be blotted out ] -- and the kids with their gregger [ Glossary: 'gregger' [ an Ashkenazi grogger ] a wretched ratcheded rattle rolled about an imbedded handle ] -- one time -- It's very beautiful. I had the privilege of watching them breaking through in my shul. {*Ad69} You know -- it was mamash beautiful -- First of all -- class -- and second, it's -- mamash, Haman -- psht [the Rabbi makes a small sound, like someone quickly gnashing and swallowing a grasshopper, or possibly a cricket ] -- like atomic explosion, right {*Ad70} [RSC strumming guitar: to a sports fan [whose side of the dialogue could probably be pulled off this tape with good equipment; I'm transcribing from a Boss portable radio cassette recorder with davka no counter that cost slightly less than a business lunch Which one? Oh, you talked to Danny -- Ah -- Yeah -- I think it's (?:)thinking(?)last year we taped my Megillah reading [presumably in RSC's NYC Shul ] -- I heard in Bobov when he came to America -- but in my shul -- Oh, you want to hear the Megillah reading, ?with? one zetz -- ok, we'll have to do something -- ?ya, be well? -- [RSC strumming guitar] Ok, and also, something which is very important: {*Ad71} You know, everybody's sending shelach monos to friends; what about your own wife, your own chldren. {*Ad72} You know, we are so busy doing things for the world, we forget the closest, right. B'ruch '' I got through to my chevre on the Moshav -- you wouldn't believe how beautiful it is to watch them -- every little child brings shelach manos to their parents y'know -- it is so sweet -- and so beautiful, y'know. What? You know what the cutest thing in the world is: last year, when my cutest little Dari gave Neshama-le a shelach manos from me -- y'know -- and I gave Neshama shelach manos back from my little Dari -- y'know -- Ah, it was so sweet. I'll tell you, this is deeper than the High Priest on Yom Kippur, y'know ?actually? {*Ad73} It is touching the deepest deepest depths of our neshama, y'know. {*Ad74} It's not asking for forgiveness on Yom Kippur. Tsk. [sic, Tsk. Not so many folks say Tsk outside British novels, but this was a mamash Tsk.] [in a veritable whisper:] I'm not talking about that. [restore normal voice:] Imagine husband and wife, all they're talking about is forgiving each other. What a relationship is that, right. {*Ad75} {*Ad76} {Philw1} {Philw2} You see, I'm not -- Let me tell you something -- let me make it clear to you -- I'm only saying this now because it's Purim, right: When it comes Yom Kippur I'll tell you gevalt, is Yom Kippur heilig [or: 'heavy'] , gevalt -- And I have to tell you a Bobover Torah, which is true: Bobover Rebbe says: For us Yidden it's like this: When it comes to Pesach -- Pesach's the greatest thing in the world. I mean, how can you compare anything to Seder night, really. You don't know what Yiddishkeit is. Comes Shavuos, I say, what's Pesach, right. Shavuos, mamash, I'm standing on Mt. Sinai, this is it, right. I mean, comes Rosh HaShana, I say, listen, really, leave me in peace, ?this Shavuos? -- Rosh HaShana, I blow the shofar, this is ?for night? -- ?then? my soul, it's the deepest -- Comes Yom Kippur, I say, what are you talking about, Shavuos [N.B.: These words don't make much sense, but there ain't much sense to make out of them -- ] Yom Kippur, mamash, it's the holy of Holiest -- Then comes Sukkos, I say listen, what's so big about Yom Kippur -- Sukkos, I'm sitting in the Sukkah, mamash, I'm completely surrounded by G_d's light, I mean, what are you talking about Yom Kippur -- Then comes Simchat Torah, I say, what's so good about [Sukkot] -- sitting there, eating ?up? -- Simchat Torah, I dance with the Torah, that's the highest thing in my life -- Then comes Hanukah, I say, what's Simchat Torah, cute, you're dancing -- Chanukah I'm kindling G_d's light in the world -- on the darkest night, I'm kindling Meshiach's light -- so what are you talking to me about Simchat Torah, right -- Then comes Purim -- I say, listen to me, what's Simchat Torah about -- how dare you -- Purim is unbelieveable, it's beyond everything, beyond everything -- And the Bobover Rebbe says -- You think we are lying? -- It is true -- on Pesach -- it is the highest ?time? in the world -- On Shavuos -- it is the highest Shavuos in the world -- it's all true -- it's mamash true -- And you know, someone asked ?me?, what's an assimilated Jew. So I said to him -- I can say it in a million ways, but -- an assimilated Jew, who doesn't have the taste, that Pesach is not Shavuos, Shavuos not so -- it's a holiday, right -- it's not 'a holiday, right' -- Pesach's something else -- And you know, in most Hebrew schools, sadly enough, they're giving over, that 'it's a holiday' -- in most Hebrew schools they tell the kids it's a holiday, another holiday. It's not 'another holiday', right. I'll tell you something -- Let me give you over one Tora-le from my father, before I say goodbye to you: You know my father was (?)shomer mitzva(?) -- I mentioned it yesterday, after prayers, my father was just -- I don't know, Devora-le, if you ever saw my father -- no, you didn't -- I'm sorry I didn't invite you to my house ?up for? [or: 'after'] Shabbos, I should have -- that time I was not so much into inviting guests for Shabbos, y'know -- took me a long time to learn -- What? Yeah; it took me a long time to learn. Only when I went down to the House of Love and Prayer, I realized, it's the only way I'm saving Yidden, was by inviting them for Shabbos -- {*Ad77} {END DOC =sc11q; Annotated transcription concludes as =sc11r; RSC verbatim from same follows:} You know, today, everybody's doing it, but at that time I was mamash the first, y'know, like -- was revolutionary, everyone was spitting in my face even for saying it -- at every concert I was begging, at every Shavuos I was begging people, invite people for Shabbos -- there was no other way -- there is no other way -- One Rabbi says to me: We'll never invite you again; you made us feel very uncomfortable -- anyway XX [the audience and RSC laugh; I think he mumbled the punch-word ] We came here to enjoy ourselves, not to hear you preaching. Ok, forget it; ?so? mazaltov. He lost the job also, mazaltov ?sei gesund? ?So did he.? `I want singing here, ?not? [or: 'no'] preaching. Mazaltov. I think he's selling horses now in Israel. I'm joking. I'm joking. Well, it's a good joke. {THE RABBI TELLS A HORSE JOKE:} You know, the joke is like this: A rabbi went to Israel, and he Þ- is selling ho ses. So people said, what's going on here. He says, in America, horses tell the Rabbi what to do; so why shouldn't in Israel Rabbi's -- Yeah, the horses -- [firmly and with conviction:] in America horses tell the Rabbi what to do, so why shouldn't in Israel a Rabbi tell horses what to do, y'know. No, I didn't say it right, so -- XX -- something is missing -- anyway, I want you to know ?then? -- who cares -- Ok, I want to tell you my father's Torah: My father was always giving over to my brother and me, he had mamash to -- take care of all the Jews, you know. So my father says to me: There are two kinds of assimilated Jews: one, you can help, and one, forget it. Maybe Meshiach will help them, but I don't think you can. My father explained it to me like this: Imagine that in B'nei B'rak an assimilated Jew is driving his car - or let's say half-assimilated, I don''t want to -- it's not I'm judging ?them? [or: 'now'] it's just, I'm telling it the way my father told it to me. A Jew is driving his car, and there's a red light. And he sees: a yiddele with a streimel with seven children crossing the street, right. And he thinks, I wish I could ?drown? them all, ?the most? disgusting Jews -- Hechhh -- Can't stand them. My father says, this kind of a Jew, forget. Then he says: someone is driving [ on ] Shabbos, and he sees a streimel-e with seven children -- walking the streets, going to shul -- and suddenly he has tears in his eyes -- Master of the World, I wish it would be me and my seven children -- Ah -- ?this one I save? [or: 'this is another thing'] All he needs -- to be invited to a Shabbos. He wants to have Shabbos, ?but nebuch? he doesn't have it -- give it to him. {*Adr1} The other one doesn't want it, y'know. What are you giving it to him; he doesn't want it. Y'know, in Netanya, there's this big street now. One time I -- the chevre and I stopped and -- we bought pizza. And I said to the person who is selling the pizza, hey, X -- what's your name; say, Hatzkele -- Hatzkele, when are you coming to my Moshav for Shabbos. You know something -- he put down the pizza, burst out crying. Mamash, burst out crying. I said to him `Hatzkele, makera l'cha, what's happening' -- he says to me, `do you know, I'm in Israel for 30 years, and I'm waiting for somebody to invite me for Shabbos, and you are the first invitation I got.' -- unbelieveable. He says: `I'm waiting for 30 years for an invitation.' You never know, right. Mamash, don't know. RSC strumming guitar: OK, let's sing one more song. Niggun: David, Malech Yisrael. I ?heard? one story in Bobov which -- I told it all over the world. You know, in Bober -- they weren't so rich in Poland -- but the old Bobover Rebbe -- Reb Shlomo-le, a hundred years ago -- how much money did they have to buy beer, but they had one big barrel of beer, and everybody was supposed to get a little drop. So there was one husky hossid standing there, drinking from the beer, the whole time. Don't let anybody get close. So the Bobover Rebbe says, Hey, -- Avremele -- you're not the only person in the world -- how about 'loving your neighbor as yourself' -- somebody else wants beer also. He says, Rebbe, he says, that's a good commandment for all year, but Purim I have to get drunk, so I gotta drink. The Rebbe looked at him for a long time. He says, if you love your neighbor like yourself, you can get drunk by giving a glass of beer to somebody else. Ah. L'chaim. Purim -- Gevalt. Thank you folks. Chevre: 'Good Purim!'. [Somebody says]: 'Peace' [RSC responds: (in a Florida translation of `Aleichem Sholom'):] Peace to the Pizzas. {END PASS 2} {END RECORDING} {End RSC excerpts from doc =sc11r} {End This doc =sc#11to; RSC Excerpts from Tape #11T } {THIS DOC HAS BEEN PROOF-READ AGAINST TAPE; but it was a rather prefunctory proof-reading; more would help, especially side A, where I failed to strip in the Hebrew. } ================================================================= ================================================================= ÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿ