Why God Never Received Tenure

1.	He had only one major publication.
2.	It was in Hebrew.
3.	It had not references.
4.	It wasn't published in any reference journal.
5.	Some even doubt He wrote it himself.
6.	It may be true He created the world, but what has He done since then?
7.	His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
8.	The scientific community has had a hard time replicating His results.
9.	He never applied to the Ethics Board for permission to use human subjects.
10.	When an experiment failed, He tired to cover it up by drowning the subjects.
11.	When subjects didn't behave as predicted, He deleted them from the sample.
12.	He rarely came to class, just told students to read the book.
13.	Some say He had His son teach the class.
14.	He expelled his first two students for learning.
15.	Though there were only ten requirements, most students failed his tests.
16.	His office hours were infrequent and usually were held on a mountain top.

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