You�ll want your new office gal on the go constantly, from dawn till dusk. As the junior office girl, he�ll be answering to virtually everyone-- even the college-educated interns will have the right to assign him menial little chores. Delivering up lunch, picking up dry cleaning, going to the post office�he�ll be �happy� to undertake all these time-consuming chores for the least important staffer.



Tip: Encourage the female office workers to help him �keep momentum� by having him paged-- and ask the male employees to smack that tight little butt of his when he�s moving too slowly for you.

Move your butt, bimbo!